Ozzy will be having a Garage Sale November 30th at the Gibson Guitar Showroom in Beverly Hills. Ozzy could be the auctioneer. The sound alike Te-te-ten so-sol-sold!!
Blender Magazine has a list for you. The 5 worst lyricists:
1. Sting (Police)
2. Neil Peart (Rush)
3. Scott Stapp (Creed) Agreed
4. Noel Gallagher (Oasis) Agreed
5. Dan Fogelberg
23. Robert Plant??? (Zeppelin)
38. Paul McCartney (Beatles)
Rock of Love 2 has been penciled in the future for VH1… Brett Michaels will be back putting his brood of broads through the eliminator…
VH1 will run the “100 Greatest Songs of the 90’s” over 5 nights in December…
Paul McCartney and Heather Mills had it out in divorce court. Nothing was settled they will have another face to face in court… Judge Wapner will preside…kidding that’s ‘People’s Court’.
The Eagles are being kicked around as the Halftime Entertainment at this years Super Bowl… I do not want to see any wardrobe malfunctions!!!
Bruce Springsteen scored his 8th #1 Album with “Magic”. It sold 335,000 copies in week 1.
Merle Haggard has been working on a rock album with the likes of Keith Richards and Bob Dylan… It will sound like a Texas Cat in a Wood Chipper.
Bobby Brown had a mild heart attack and was told to watch his stress levels and diet… And LAY OFF THE CRACK!!!
Australian Customs found a Mr. Potato Head Doll with 1,000 Tablets of Ecstasy inside. That works out to be worth about $27,000. How did they find the stash? Potato Head had pied eyes, a candy necklace, Vick’s Vapor Rub all over and glow sticks in his hands!
Randy Couture hung up his MMA Gloves and retired from the UFC after his next challenger Fedor Emelianenko entered Pride Fighting…
Fantasy Football costs American Business’s around $7 billion a year. I can’t believe the numbers are that low.
Drew Carey’s first Price is Right episode aired Monday 10-15-07…
Kids with teacher crushes get better grades because they pay more attention, participate, and study harder to stand out… Teacher’s who have student crushes end up in jail!
Monday, October 15, 2007
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Ha-ha about Mr. Potato Head.
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