Incase you missed it...

Bon Jovi is rumorred to be contemplating a run for the Governor of New Jersey... No one else wants to right?

Canada.com made up a list of musical geniuses:
1. Producer Rick Rubin??? The guy is good but #1
2. Jimi Hendrix
3. Prince
4. Dr. Dre????
5. Bob Dylan
6. The Beatles

Nikki Sixx went on record and said Tommy Lee is no longer in Motley Crue. Apparently, the bands promoter was doing more promoting of Tommy than the band itself. Time is money

Gene Simmons of Kiss is writing a book called "Ladies of Night: A Historical and Personal Overview of the Oldest Profession". Prostitution is the profession. The book is due sometime around spring.

Queensryche new album "Take Cover" includes versions of Pink Floyd, U2, Crosby Stills Nash & Young, Buffalo Springfield, Queen, Black Sabbath, The Police, Peter Gabriel, and the O'Jays...

A book detailing the final years of Alice in Chains singer Layne Staley is in the works. Look for it late 2008 "Itch, Love Stories About Heroin"...

Eric Clapton and Steve Winwood will play 3 gigs at Madison Square Garden Feb. 25th, 26th, and 28th. The two were in Blind Faith back in 1969.

Queens of the Stone Age were kicked out of a California Rehab Clinic that they were playing a show...They opened with their "Feel, Good Hit of the Summer." It contains the lyric..."nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ectasy and alcohol.... repeat...... Cocaine". At least they had the right audience???

Iron Maiden could break a Scandinavian Record of over 250,000 attendees in a 6-date run... Bruce Springsteen currently holds the record... I guess that's why he is the Boss! Eat that Tony Danza

O.J. Simpson must really like the feel of Defense Chairs... He's going back to court on armed robbery and kidnapping charges stemming from the September Sports Memorabilia Incident. November 28th is the arraignment, but the actual proceedings may not happen till next year! Kidnapping can carry a life-sentence. Do you smell that? Karma!

Former WWE Wrestler Hulk Hogan will have a co-host Laila Ali on the new American Gladiators series to hit NBC sometime next year in primetime! Who didn't set up an Eliminator around their house as a kid??

Johnny Carson was named TV Land and Entertainment Weekly's Top TV Icon... The other "50 Greatest TV Icons" include 47 actors, 1 cartoon, a muppet, and a dog...

The writers strike is losing a lot of people money. Jay Leno and David Letterman are giving up over $100,000 a day!!! David Letterman has invited his writers back on his dime! Top 10's aren't that easy to come up with I guess!

Rudy was listed as the Top Movie to make guys misty-eyed... I hate Notre Dame, so I shed nothing.

Dick Clark will be involved with this years New Year's Eve Countdown. Oh joy...Ryan Seacrest still can't host a show on his own I guess!

Matt Damon was named as People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive... He beat out McDreamy and Brad Pitt... I think every Oceans 11-12-13 actors have won the honor... I'm still waiting for my call! It never comes... That what she said ("the office" humor).

27 Million Americans are expected to fly during the Thanksgiving Holiday... Can you say DELAYS!!

If twins are born at different times, how does the second born become the oldest? It happened when one child was born around 1:30AM and then the time change kicked in at 2AM and the second child was born!

Ladies with childbearing hips are a chip off the old block... That is if their waist is small enough to make the womans figure hourglass shaped... The omega-3 fatty acids are the key, and can be passed on to children making them more intelligent also. Luckily guys there have been no studies for us so let the spare tire inflate!!!

Texas has the fewest Vanity or Personalized License Plates... Virginia the most. If I had one it would read SUX2BU! Cause if you hit me or vice versa it is going to be imprinted in your bumper!

In China, recycled condoms are being used as hairbands and ties... Now if you want gel in your hair their are cleaner ways...

This is just dirty and nasty! There is a new drug called Jenkem (a gas made from mixing solid human waste and urine). I thought that was a swirly...

I've heard of Fun Parties (Naughty Gifts), Mary Kay Parties, but Taser Parties... They are catching on. Women have a police officer or a self defense specialist come in and give a presentation and then sell the women Tasers for about $350 a pop... I just want to see the demonstration part of the party... 2 glasses of wine, some cheese, and 50,000 watts running through you! Now that is a PARTY!!