Incase you missed it...

Judas Priest will release their 'Nostradmus' concept album this spring!

AC/DC will give their 3 cords another run for their money. The now slated release date for what maybe called 'Strap It On' is the end of April possibly.
(As you can tell there are a lot of possibilities. All this is rumor so far.)

The Police won Favorite Reunion Tour at the People's Choice Awards over Van Halen and Genesis...

Def Leppard has announced a 19 date touring schedule beginning March 27th with Reo Speedwagon and Styx also playing some shows...

{Deep Thoughts By Ben McKee}: I read album sales are down, like 15% in 2007! It isn't hard to believe with all the one-hit-wonders these days. It's cheaper to get the track you like for 99 cents than an album at a music store for $18.99 (with 10 songs). Do the math that is 10 bucks instead of 19? If you dropped the price of an album, then the amount of sales would go up!!! If the artists you were pushing on the masses had any substance to their music, you wouldn't have to do anything!

O.J. Simpson was arrested over the weekend because he tried to pass a note to his co-defendant. The only Juice O.J. needs is the switch flipped while he's strapped in to a chair with a collinder on his head.

New York City has a new self-cleaning public pay toilet which costs a quarter for 15 minutes of privacy. So bums will have a clean place to stay at night for a mere $2. Bums like hobos not Bums like Butts!!!

The Real ID Act has been passed so that means if you were born at the end of 1964 to the present you will have to get a new and improved Drivers Liscense within the next 6 years. A push for the DMV business must have been lacking... Or SLACKING if you've ever been to the DMV.

India just introduced a new car. It's called a TaTa and costs just $2,500. I've pretty much been driving a TaTa all my life. I usually called mine CaCa.

Speaking of cars has your parents ever taken your's away? For good! A mother from Iowa bought her kid a car with 1 rule. No Alcohol! When she cleaned his car she found a bottle under the seat. She went and placed the ad in the newspaper directly after the discovery. In the ad she called herself, "the meanest mother on the planet." She was congratulated by other parents and someone did buy the car. Finally, someone is parenting these days!
(How bout if you get caught drinking and driving your car gets confiscated and auctioned off instead of taking your liscense? That would curb drinking and driving or at least traffic if not...)

A man in Poland decided to test his luck with STD's... and his wife... by going to a brothel and having extra-marital affairs with a prostitute. When he went to pick his flavor he saw his wife working!!!! In this instance do you pick your wife to get back on her good side or the hot herpes chick beside her? Obviously this guy manned up and took the hotty to his wife's left. They are now getting a divorce and undoubtedly an extensive STD check-up...