Incase you missed it...

Jenna Jameson went on record stating she would never spread her legs for the Adult Video Industry again. Are porno's like baseball cards when the person retires does the resale value go UP? She ERECTED quite a career...

While we are talking about spreading legs, Pam Anderson is coming out with a line of lingerie. I wonder if the abnormally large garments attract scumbags or if that is just the scent of Hepatitis C Pam throws off?

If you could have anyone's money but have to take their looks also who would you pick? Ross Perot, Warren Buffet, Mick Jagger? Well in a new survey... 47% of people said they would take Bill Gates money and settle for his looks. Only 10% said Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitts money and looks... I'd pick an someone with big money, decent looks, and gets laid a lot!

Oprah Winfrey is getting her OWN Network... That is the name of it OWN- Oprah Winfrey Network... More like the "What Doesn't She OWN Network!"

It's a game-show where the costumers know all the answers! How could that be fun? Well the name of the game is "Moment of Truth" it premieres Wednesday January 23rd at 9 est. Contestants are hooked up to a lie detector and asked invasive questions that will be live in front of their family, friends, an audience and the world! Question: Will you watch naked? Answer: No (EHHHH) OK I guess I will!

Cradle Robber Report: David Spade possibly impregnated a 22 year-old Playboy Centerfold named Jillian Grace... While Mathew McConaugney knocked up his Brazilian Model Girlfriend Camila Alves.

Tom Cruise: Unauthorized Biography is in stores now. There are accusations of Katie Holmes committing herself to Scientology and she receives 3 million dollars every year her and Cruise are married... Sounds more like a prison sentence than marriage! Minus the shower scenes...

Isn't it funny that Keifer Sutherland received a 48 day sentence for his 2ND DUI? When Lindsay Lohan only served 48 minutes before her release. I don't condone Drinking and Driving but Keifer was pulled over for an illegal U-Turn. Lindsay Lohan actually hit things and ruined property. Now Lindsay will serve 4 hours a day for a mere 2 days in a morgue. Hopefully they do not mistake the pasty actress with one of the cadavers... Although Lindsay's track record will probably have her taking a stiffy from the mortician....

A South African double-amputee sprinter was banned and labeled ineligible to compete in the 2008 Beijing Olympics because being a double amputee could make a runner have a competitive edge????

One bar owner is trying to get a competitive edge on the competition. He has installed a rewards program for his clientele. Purchases made on drinks, food, snacks, cigarettes, and more are all put on a card that patrons can use reward points for novelty beer, round-trip airfares, and a variety of prizes. I guess it gives you another reason to fill up and be late for dinner...

The FDA has stated meat and dairy from cloned animals are safe... Now if you buy the cloned cow to you get the regular cow for free? Just food for thought... Or should I say "Cloned Food for Thought!!"

Stephenville, Texas the setting for the most recent UFO sighting. With a Naval Air Station 70 miles away in Fort Worth the excuses have been flying. Dozens of reports have been made even one woman on Larry King Live who said "she was underneath the object and it had no seams and was hovering." She may have fell over from the bottle of moonshine that she drank but the UFO was real! Burrrppp!

Big Brother? Or Big Boss? Microsoft is working on a new computer that could be posted in the office and monitors how hard people work. The computer tests heart rates, body temperature, blood pressure, brain signals, and facial expressions to determine your amount of work. Or if your secretary gives you the time of day maybe how hard you play!!!