Incase you missed...

1-7-07
The Pride of Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania is back on VH1 January 13th. "Rock of Love 2" with Bret Michaels of Poison premieres with more whore-rific action.

Rock & Roll Fantasy Camp will include Cliff Williams of AC/DC, Nick Mason of Floyd, Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys, Mickey Dolenz of The Monkees, Glenn Hughes of Deep Purple, and Alan White of Yes. The camp is scheduled for February and costs just under $8,000. I wonder who is teaching Rehab 101?

It's been a year of reunion tours and a good year at that:
Top Grossing Tours
1. The Police $212 million
2. Genesis $129 million
If asking about Van Halen they started their tour too late. Maybe next year?

Tom Petty will play the half time show of this years Super Bowl. Hopefully there will be no wardrobe malfunctions!

Sir Paul McCartney was rumored to recently have heart surgery to unclog his arteries. Dating chicks half your age that seems like a logical step!

Stephen Stills was also rumored to have gone under the knife for prostate cancer.

At a memorabilia auction a lock of John Lennon's hair sold for $48,000! The bands hair dresser was the the seller of the product.

Did you know 20% of households still use an antenna or rabbit ears to receive analog television. I thought 8 year olds were the only ones to still use rabbit ears!

Sunday Night Roger Clemens went on record about his alleged HGH and steroid use during an episode of 60 Minutes . He will have a press conference today and will testify in court January 16th..

The Laziest Person Ever... Not nessecarily a desirable title. ESPN Zone held the Ultimate Couch Potato Competition on New Years Day. 4 contests, 1 bathroom break every 8 hours, all the food and drink you can handle, a recliner chair (you have to stay awake), while watching sports on huge televisions? The winner went 29 straight hours while the Guiness World Record is just under 70 hours!

Forbes Magazine listed college basketballs most valuable program as the North Carolina Tarheels worth an estimated 26-million dollars. Kentucky, Louisville, Arizona, and Duke rounded out the Top 5. Now if they can just figure out how much their players are getting paid!!!!

The Iowa Caucus didn't turn out so well for Hillary Clinton even though she offered local teens babysitting jobs so mothers could vote. Bill Clinton loves girls that get involves with the CAUC-US!!! Future intern possibilities.

A drug is being tested that is comparable to Viagra... But it's for women! It makes a woman's libido rise and time fly so the 2 minutes seems like 2 hours...

A new study proved that divorced parents do just as good of job at raising children as married couples. I wouldn't use the Spears or Lohan families as a blue-print!

I wish they had a list of people like these so Regular Joe's like you and I could stay clear. A 6-year old girl entered an essay contest for a 4-pack of Hanah Montana Tickets. Her essay was titled "My Daddy Died This Year In Iraq." The sponsors found that the girls mother concocted the story because it was the only way they could get tickets... Ahh, how about buying them like normal human beings????