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2008-04-10T04:15:00.000-07:00

The Stones know "It's Only Rock N Roll But They Like It", the money & groupies aren't bad either. They have an Internet Channel in the works.

Keith Richards said in a recent magazine interview that he gave up cocaine after falling out of a coconut tree in Fiji last year. It doesn't look like he gave it up though. Well does it?

Axl Rose is shopping a reality show for 'Chinese Democracy' the Guns N Roses Album we've been waiting over a decade to be released. After $10 million you think you'd want to get it on the shelves A.S.A.P. We'll see if Dr. Peppers Ultimatum of putting the album out by the end of the year sticks or everyone in America gets a Dr. Pepper except Slash and Buckethead?

Scott Weilands had a couple of crazy weeks. Breaking up with Velvet Revolver, Reuniting with his old band, and slating a 60+ date touring schedule. What is this a soap opera?

Who will Velvet Revolver get as their replacement for Weiland? Chris Cornell since Rage Against the Machine is back? Sebastian Back of Skid Row? Do you want to answer the question with a question?

If you didn't hear the mastermind behind the Stone Temple Pilots Reunion was Scott Weiland's Wife. We know who wears the pants in that relationship.

While we are on the pants subject... Pamela Anderson lost hers this week along with the rest of her clothes as she gave Hugh Hefner a lap dance on his 82nd birthday. Add another reason to visit the clinic at his age!

Pam is also getting a new show on the (Silicone Channel) E! The creativity never stops the show is reportedly called, Pamela.

Bob Dylan received a special Pulitzer this week for his lyrical compositions of extraodinary poetic power... Award the writing not the singing...

Charlton Heston passed away this week, so can we take that gun out of his hand now?

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2008-04-02T04:11:00.001-07:00

The Who will be the focus of this summer's VH1 Rock Honors... Look for the show July 17th on VH1.

Dr. Pepper is trying to get the GNR 'Chinese Democracy' Album on the shelves. Offering up a free Dr. Pepper to everyone in the U.S. except BucketHead and Slash if the album isn't out by the end of '08. Ahh, there I'll become a Doctor before that album is out. A Love Doctor!

Tommy Lee got inked in a personal jet to set a Guinness World Record. If it would have been a passenger plane I'd give him credit.

Keith Richards and Mick Jagger have shared groupies that from Richards' mouth in the new GQ Magazine. Keith also said he had a stint with Hep C. His super immune system beat it I'm still baffled by that but whatever you say Keith.

Courtney Love is moving to England by the sounds of it!!! Thank god!

The Stones, "Shine a Light" Soundtrack is out today in stores while the movie will debut Friday.

Def Leppard has a new album due April 29th called "Songs from the Sparkle Lounge"... Sounds like it would be on the jukebox at the wrong bar...

Speaking of wrong places... Rikki Rockett was picked up on rape charges in Los Angeles stemming from an incident in Mississippi.

Is a coincidence that Jose Canseco's New Steroids Book "Vindicated" was released on April Fool's Day?

Ric Flair has finished a 36 year career in professional wrestling. Shawn Michaels ended the legends career. Flair was not Boo Hooing... He was Whoooooo.... Whoooooooing!

New York Rangers Star Sean Avery was implicated in a Kristin Davis's Black Book. The Manhattan Madame had a prostitution ring with clients like high-priced ho--ckey players... What did you think I was going to say...

A woman in Florida was attacked by Cheetahs on her wildlife sanctuary. That is a nightmare situation you have to take being mauled because you aren't out running a Cheetah.

The American Heart Association wants you to do 'hands only' CPR if someone passes out on you. That of course unless your in the middle of sex... Then you might want to use a milder drug! Beginner.

TSA has amended their rules after the woman in Lubbuck was forced to remove nipple rings with pliers. Now they give passengers the option of removing the jewelry or having an inspector look at the piercing... Sounds like I should have been a TSA Inspector!

Chelsea Clinton has been asked about her fathers indiscretions twice in the past 2 weeks. She still says it is none of our business. But isn't it?

Speaking of The Clinton's, Hillary said she is a huge Rolling Stones Fan... She saw The Stones in '65 when she was a senior in high school.

Oliver Stone is supposedly working on a biography of President George W. Bush called W. The story goes like this he gets in, cheats to stay in, and refuses to pull-out (unlike Clinton). Sex and War are to different things, I guess...

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2008-03-10T05:36:00.000-07:00

Velvet Revolver/Former STP Singer Scott Weiland has plead not guilty to driving under the influence of drugs... Umm, it's Scott Weiland!

Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones is pushing Louis Vuitton for an new advertising campaign. The only thing Keith was pushing is death!

The Crue's Nikki Sixx could be bumpin' inked uglies with Kat Von Dee... Is Nikki robbing the cradle???

John Mellencamp was inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame by Billy Joel. Check it out tonight on VH1 Classic at 7:30 CT

Rocklahoma is blowing up... Sammy Hagar, Bret Michaels, The Crue, Tesla, LA Guns, Cinderella, Night Ranger, Kix, Armored Saint, Enuff Z Nuff, Buckcherry and many more... The festival happens in Pryor, Oklahoma July 10-13th.

Kid Rock plead not guilty to a battery charge following a scuffle with a fan at a Waffle House last year after one of Kid's Shows...

MTV has banned a video??? That's news!!! I think if they played a video that would be more news worthy...

Green Bay Packers QB Brett Farve walked away and called it a career. John Madden retired directly after stating "he would have nothing to live for. Since Brett is all he talks about and compare other players too!" Boom Tough Actin...Brett Farve...

"McDonalds it is for our date!" That is what I would say if I actually won the date with Scarlett Johansson. She is auctioning off a date to her premiere "He's Just Not That Into You" in June. With 68 bids on ebay the highest bidder is at $10,100. The money earned will go to charity... That still leaves dinner. Bahda bahda da buh I'm Lovin It!

Women are giving me a shot... Well if I work on my stamina! A new study shows the ideal time for ideal sex is 7 to 13 minutes...That from the Journal of Sexual Medication. I'm only 5 minutes away from the low end of ideal sex!

Tripp Isenhour a 39 year old golfer on the PGA Tour was filming a golf show when a red-shouldered hawk bugged him. The quote on quote pro hit balls at the bird 75 yards away and hit it square in the beak and killed the protected animal. Tripp faces two misdemeanor charges and cruelty to annimals. If you're scoring at home you mark that a BIRDIE!!!

Patrick Swayze may not be doing too much dirty dancing anymore... He's been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer at age 54...

A city in Southern California has become cuss free.... F@$&

Happiness inherited from generations? Only if the inheritance passed from one generation to the next is enough to make you happy!

Smoking bans are taking the world by storm. Some smokers in Minnesota have taken the law and found a loophole... The bars are holding "theater nights" because cigarettes and cigars are props... Makes sense till the boys in blue caught on and said if they were fake theater nights the bar would be fined 10 grand!

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2008-02-25T06:20:00.000-08:00

Gene Simmons is looking for financial blood after a sex tape with a blond vixen hit the internet. Gene thought he settled everything back in 2003 when he bought the rights to the tape. Or the woman who knows... These sex tapes always seem to find the light of day... (Some should use dim light on certain days)

OMG!!! Justin Timberlake is going to play baseball? In the movies... The flick is called "The Open Road" and he will be a character playing for the Corpus Christi Hooks. When he is up to bat... I'll sing "Dick in the Batter's Box"!!!

Valerie Bertinelli will have a biography on the shelves tomorrow. It's called "Losing It", she tells stories of cocaine addiction, cheating, and dating Steven Spielberg.

The tree that is on the cover of U2's 'Joshua Tree'... has fallen over? Much like the music of U2!

Shot Bartender! If you went to Ashton Kutcher's 30th Birthday Party that is what you're screaming. A bartender in NYC had Hepititus A and everyone who ate or drank at the bar the past 2 weeks needed a shot! "It's on the house ASShton!

Commercials for the Oscars ran about $1.6 million per 30 seconds... (Super Bowl, I think not!!!)

If you've lost your job due to a malpractice case, fake prescriptions or anything else that your pay can be docked for apply at Wal-Mart... Yup, the world's largest retailer will now have and Doctor on-site at various locations. With the new drugstores it is your one-stop shop for colds, sprains and meth!

Who is at fault here? A bank confuses 2 guys with the same name. One rich the other is not. SO the rich guys money $5.8 million dollars goes into the poor guys account. After the poor guy spends $2.1 million of it the bank realizes what they have done. The poor guy faces 25 years in prison for grand larceny??? If the poor guys money went into the rich guys account there would be no problems... Except the poor guy would owe a transfer charge from accounts right???

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2008-02-21T05:11:00.000-08:00

Bret Michaels the pride of Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania will play Rocklahoma some other bands that are reportedly involved (Tesla, Krokus, Warrant and more)

Bret and Reo Speedwagon's Kevin Cronin will sing karaoke for charity on 'Don't Forget the Lyrics'.

Gene Simmon's of Kiss was supposedly in a sex tape with a spokesmodel of a product he endorses... Gene has said actions will be taken for the home hook-up video being released. For the moment he is long Tongue & Cheek (which cheeks I'm not sure)?

Guitar Hero is taking the world by storm... It's like crack! In June, the game goes single... Like the LOSERS Playing it! They will have a single band spotlighted in a special edition Aerosmith Guitar Hero.

Can you believe A&E is putting Dog Duane Chapman back on the air? It is called A&E like we'll put ANEthing on television!

Speaking of outrageous moves... Martha Stewart bought the Emeril Lagasse empire for around $50 million with incentives! Wondered where all that Enron money went!
Bam!!!! There you have it...

American Gladiators is over and Evan Dollard and Monica Carlson are the new crop of Gladiators next season. There regiment of steroids has started already. Roger Clemens heard the news and signed up immediately for next season!

Dancing with the Stars has announced their new line-up: Jason Taylor/Miami Dolphins, Penn/ Penn & Teller, Precilla Presley, Shannon Elizabeth/ American Pie, Monica Seles, Adam Corrolla, and Steve Guttenberg/ Police Academy. It's sad that Roy of Sigfried and Roy was not available... Montacor needs a partner (Rrrooaaarr)!

Fidel Castro at age 81 stepped down as leader of Cuba giving power to a much younger sibling his 76 year old brother Raul??? Get in line brother 3!

The Navy's missiles hit the defunct satellite Wednesday Night... Most if not all debris should burn up over the next 2 days but could fall for the next 40 days if it makes it through the atmosphere...

Unlike studies that said music was damaging to one's health... A new study shows listening to music can speed recovery from strokes! If you listen to speed metal some times it just looks like a stroke!

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2008-02-18T04:22:00.000-08:00

Ozzy Osbourne supposedly just started using a cell phone. I wonder if he has his own songs as a ringtone? Ozzy call me man 814-1045. "Warped minds want to know!"

Ozzfest is happening again? Supposedly so... And Stone Temple Pilots might be reuniting for the tour. That might be hard since Scott Weiland entered rehab again.

After John 'Cougar' Mellencamp lead the way in telling John McCain to stop playing "Our Country at his campaign rallies... Boston's Tom Scholz followed suit against Mike Huckabee with a nasty letter. We'll see if Huckabee stops playing "More than a Feeling".

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are rumored to have settled their divorce. She hopped away with $108 million. It's said to be the biggest divorce settlement in England's History.

The Oscar's are going to happen... WhOSCARE's more like it!!!

The FCC willl surely care that 70-year old Jane Fonda said the Queen of 4-Letter words (female private part)... Meredith Viera laughed as Fonda blurted the word out then Viera later apologized for the incident.

Cowboy's QB Tony Romo says he likes the attention he receives while with Jessica Simpson... I'm sure he doesn't mind the sexual attention from that minx also...

Someone lied! Was it Roger Clemens or Brian McNamee? I'm sure you have your own opinion...

Speaking of another athlete who gets away with EVERYTHING! O.J. Simpson's girlfriend Christie Prody was hospitalized last week with serious head injuries... It was reported she was drunk and fell at a gas station! The thing that stands out in this story is O.J. SIMPSONS GIRLFRIEND???? What the hell is she smoking?

Heidi Klum is reaching out to Brittany Spears and telling the troubled pop-star to stay in her house until her house is back together... Heidi is thinking of helping while her husband/singer Seal is think 3-some!

Paris Hilton's 18-year old brother Barron was arrested last week for DUI and having False Identification. Mama Hilton is starting a collection of family portraits or actually mugshots. I heard rich people were cheap but going to Sears you get the pictures without the fines!

Comedian Katt Williams while doing a show at the Laugh Factory in California paid everyone in his audience 100-dollars... $29,000 total. Ex: 2 tickets, Clothes for the date, dinner for 2, and 4 drinks (2 drink minimum for both people on date). Priceless, cause it probably costs 200 bucks to go on a date in Cali... That's one cool Katt paying for my date... Does anyone have a $20 for gas?

Does anybody else care there is a satelite the size of a bus headed straight for us?? Can I get off at the next stop... P.S. The U.S. is even thinking of paying other countries for debris that lands inside their borders after the satellite is blown up?

The Psycho in the Northern Illinois University shooting, who will remain nameless in my bood, called his girlfriend and told her goodbye and to not forget him... The call was placed around midnight the night prior to the shootings? Umm, was it so hard to hang up and dial 911 lady? I'd lock her up too...

In dealing with the topic above: a new study leads researchers to believe socially awkward people make better partners romantically... So that explains why I'm such a good partner?

Sex Toys can be sold! A statute banning the sale of sex toys in Texas was overturned last week by the U.S. Appeal Court... Now already used or second hand sex toys should always be banned! Just not sanitary people.

Hanky-panky at work has not stopped since rules have been put in place. Even though work place romances are banned in many company settings. 38% of workers admit to dipping their wick in company ink... Over half the employees polled not poled said they knew of at least one office romance! While 25% have dated at least 1 colleague in their proffessional tenure...

Apparently humans will be able to have sex with humanoid robots that are similar to humans by the middle of this century. When asked most married men said they are already sleeping with a robot like human... What's the difference?

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2008-02-08T05:24:00.000-08:00

Scott Weiland might have put a stop to the Stone Temple Pilots Reunion Summer Tour before it even startes...He checked himself into rehab Wednesday Night in L.A.

The Grammy Awards happen Sunday at 7pm in L.A.. By the way The Who, The Doors and Led Zeppelin Grammy-less??? They have grandma's just no awards... Hard to imagine!

Zep Bassist John Paul Jones will appear with the Foo Fighters at the 50th Annual Grammy Awards..

Metallica and Pearl Jam were among the headliners announced for Bonnaroo Festival June 12-15th in Manchester, Tennessee. Days before the announcement Zeppelin was rumored to be a possibility. There is no possibility...

Speaking of tours... BamaJam is happening June 5-7th. Skynyrd, ZZ Top, and Hank Williams Jr. are some of the headliners...

Popular Music makes references to Sex, Drugs and Alcohol? You're kidding! 14% of Rock Songs referenced alcohol and marijuana. If you are like me, I thought the number of references would be much higher?

In Sports
Nevada Prep Football Star, Kevin Hart made himself and his high school look like fools. On National Signing Day for incoming college football players he set up an assembly with media, school administrators, and his coach. He had a California Hat and and Oregon Hat which he had to decide between. Although neither school recruited or heard of Kevin. The whole thing was a sham. A good one at that. Authorities are looking into the fact that he filed a police report on a unknown man who was promoting Kevin to college programs. There also maybe some fraud charges pending!!!

There is another Shaq in Arizona... Not a spelling error, Shaq O'Neal is with the Phoenix Suns...

Tom Brady and the Patriots have more fans after their Super Bowl 42 loss... If you're asking how that works? The children of 3rd World Countries picked up the throw aways from Sunday's Super Bowl... Is cotton good to eat? Go Pats!!!

People will reportedly spend 17 billion dollars on their hunny-bunny this Valentine's Day... And they say we're in a recession!

One couple in Iowa sat down to a quaint lunch when a man sat down and had a chat with the youngsters... The man after getting to know the people offered a blank check and the couple jokingly put 100,000 dollars in the window. The guy said I'm good for it and gave the couple the check. The only stipulations were they had to use the money on a house or build one and their first born had to be named after the charitable man... Sounds like Tom Cruise to me??? I'm surprised the woman didn't have to use Elron Hubbards Goo!!!

People gotta love Mike Huckabee? Well obviously people do not by his vote count... Although, he outlasted the other candidates... Huckabee is probably hoping that McCain drops out of the race, too. He is a P.O.W? There is a better shot of him dropping dead at his age!

Did you see Hillary Clinton hack all over the mic during an interview this past week? It was like a bad RRRIIIICCCCOOOOLLLLLAAAAA Commercial.

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2008-01-31T05:00:00.000-08:00

How do you slap Rock N Roll in the face twice? You tell the band that started it all that they're barred from your country and then when half are dead you pretty much demand they come play a show, 40 years after the fact. Isreal did just that this week... Sir Paul and Ringo Starr asked are they For real? The Ambassador responded no "We Isreal!"

What better way to help out the people who died and the few survivors of a fiery 2003 Great White Show gone wrong? Than with another concert? That's exactly what Dee Snider of Twisted Sister, Tesla, Stryper, Tommy Scholz of Boston and more are doing. P.S. I wouldn't use pyrotechnics!

5 Greatest Sports Anthems (picked by MSN)
5. Rock & Roll Part 2- Pedophile Gary Glitter
4. Y.M.C.A- Village People
3. We Will Rock You- Queen
2. Who Let the Dogs Out- Baha Men???
1. I Feel So Good (I Got You)- James Brown

Super Bowl 42 is Sunday and the highlite was Inez the crazy Telemundo Woman Proposing to Tom Brady and others... If you caught her she wasn't bad. I think someone should have shown her a good time. Hey, the back-up punter needs lovin' too.

The Pay-Per-View Lingerie Super Bowl Half-Time Show has been canceled!!! No TNA, what are we to do... Paula Abdul and Tom Petty fail in comparison!

If you're copping a feel go for the left breast, on average it's 4% bigger, a better risk to reward ratio???

ABC News found that as a baby you are the happiest you'll be in life. When your elderly you're relatively happy. At 44 you're at the most depressing age... Do you think 44 is the point in your life the light goes on, that the happiest times in your life, are the ones where you crap your pants? I guess that DEPENDS!!!

Celebrity Apprentice has been given the go ahead for another season starting in January. Instead of actors and actresses, how about Celebrity Writers? Jeez, they haven't worked in some time...

National Geographic Channel is producing 'Dog-Town' a new series that follows the pitbulls siezed from Michael Vick's Farm. I think HBO should pick up another series it's like 'OZ' where they follow Michael Vick. It's should be called 'E-vick-ted'. Or 'Vicked'...In the Shower!!!

New research shows when you get married you're not marrying 1 person but 3! Not your spouse and the in-laws... or your spouses notches in the bed post. You are actually marrying 1) The Person you think they are.
2) The Person they really are.
3) The Person they will become.
If it was Brittany Spears you're marrying. You would have to deal with all her multiple personalities. On the plus side you wouldn't have to deal with any kids??

Lego turned 50 years old this week... Lego houses sell better than real homes these days.

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2008-01-28T09:12:00.000-08:00

Slash of Velvet Revolver and formerly of Guns N’ Roses confirmed that Scott Weiland will be touring with Stone Temple Pilots this summer.

In a recent interview, Robert Plant addressed a question about a future Zeppelin Reunion Tour with “I don’t know what is around the corner.” So you’re saying there is a chance… Hey!! What’s all this one in a million stuff?

Grammy Awards happen February 10th on CBS… Watch out for Michael Jackson you’ll know when it’s time… the Big Boy Hand will be on the Little Boy Hand!

“Moment of Truth” on Fox has invited Roger Clemens on their show regarding his steroids scandal testimony…. The answer is False!

A 30 second Super Bowl Ad will cost $2.7 million to run! I’m surprised that Tom Brady doesn’t look like a Nascar with all sponsorships on his jersey yet… You don’t have to be Dionne Warwick to know it is coming.

Rambo his own weight at the box office over the weekend with $18 million and some change… The load would be lighter Sly if you would lay off the HGH!

The Soprano’s took over the Screen Actor’s Guild Awards… Most of their competition went missing a few days before the ceremony! Badda Bing Bahdda Boom…

Hershey stopped production of Ice Breakers Pacs because the new candy resembled cocaine, heroin or powdered sugar… It’s delicious… (Farva from SuperTroopers)

If you use medicinal marijuana and you fail a drug test should you be fired? The California Supreme Court thinks so… Can you believe that?

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2008-01-21T04:15:00.000-08:00

Jenna Jameson went on record stating she would never spread her legs for the Adult Video Industry again. Are porno's like baseball cards when the person retires does the resale value go UP? She ERECTED quite a career...

While we are talking about spreading legs, Pam Anderson is coming out with a line of lingerie. I wonder if the abnormally large garments attract scumbags or if that is just the scent of Hepatitis C Pam throws off?

If you could have anyone's money but have to take their looks also who would you pick? Ross Perot, Warren Buffet, Mick Jagger? Well in a new survey... 47% of people said they would take Bill Gates money and settle for his looks. Only 10% said Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitts money and looks... I'd pick an someone with big money, decent looks, and gets laid a lot!

Oprah Winfrey is getting her OWN Network... That is the name of it OWN- Oprah Winfrey Network... More like the "What Doesn't She OWN Network!"

It's a game-show where the costumers know all the answers! How could that be fun? Well the name of the game is "Moment of Truth" it premieres Wednesday January 23rd at 9 est. Contestants are hooked up to a lie detector and asked invasive questions that will be live in front of their family, friends, an audience and the world! Question: Will you watch naked? Answer: No (EHHHH) OK I guess I will!

Cradle Robber Report: David Spade possibly impregnated a 22 year-old Playboy Centerfold named Jillian Grace... While Mathew McConaugney knocked up his Brazilian Model Girlfriend Camila Alves.

Tom Cruise: Unauthorized Biography is in stores now. There are accusations of Katie Holmes committing herself to Scientology and she receives 3 million dollars every year her and Cruise are married... Sounds more like a prison sentence than marriage! Minus the shower scenes...

Isn't it funny that Keifer Sutherland received a 48 day sentence for his 2ND DUI? When Lindsay Lohan only served 48 minutes before her release. I don't condone Drinking and Driving but Keifer was pulled over for an illegal U-Turn. Lindsay Lohan actually hit things and ruined property. Now Lindsay will serve 4 hours a day for a mere 2 days in a morgue. Hopefully they do not mistake the pasty actress with one of the cadavers... Although Lindsay's track record will probably have her taking a stiffy from the mortician....

A South African double-amputee sprinter was banned and labeled ineligible to compete in the 2008 Beijing Olympics because being a double amputee could make a runner have a competitive edge????

One bar owner is trying to get a competitive edge on the competition. He has installed a rewards program for his clientele. Purchases made on drinks, food, snacks, cigarettes, and more are all put on a card that patrons can use reward points for novelty beer, round-trip airfares, and a variety of prizes. I guess it gives you another reason to fill up and be late for dinner...

The FDA has stated meat and dairy from cloned animals are safe... Now if you buy the cloned cow to you get the regular cow for free? Just food for thought... Or should I say "Cloned Food for Thought!!"

Stephenville, Texas the setting for the most recent UFO sighting. With a Naval Air Station 70 miles away in Fort Worth the excuses have been flying. Dozens of reports have been made even one woman on Larry King Live who said "she was underneath the object and it had no seams and was hovering." She may have fell over from the bottle of moonshine that she drank but the UFO was real! Burrrppp!

Big Brother? Or Big Boss? Microsoft is working on a new computer that could be posted in the office and monitors how hard people work. The computer tests heart rates, body temperature, blood pressure, brain signals, and facial expressions to determine your amount of work. Or if your secretary gives you the time of day maybe how hard you play!!!

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2008-01-14T04:34:00.000-08:00

Judas Priest will release their 'Nostradmus' concept album this spring!

AC/DC will give their 3 cords another run for their money. The now slated release date for what maybe called 'Strap It On' is the end of April possibly.
(As you can tell there are a lot of possibilities. All this is rumor so far.)

The Police won Favorite Reunion Tour at the People's Choice Awards over Van Halen and Genesis...

Def Leppard has announced a 19 date touring schedule beginning March 27th with Reo Speedwagon and Styx also playing some shows...

{Deep Thoughts By Ben McKee}: I read album sales are down, like 15% in 2007! It isn't hard to believe with all the one-hit-wonders these days. It's cheaper to get the track you like for 99 cents than an album at a music store for $18.99 (with 10 songs). Do the math that is 10 bucks instead of 19? If you dropped the price of an album, then the amount of sales would go up!!! If the artists you were pushing on the masses had any substance to their music, you wouldn't have to do anything!

O.J. Simpson was arrested over the weekend because he tried to pass a note to his co-defendant. The only Juice O.J. needs is the switch flipped while he's strapped in to a chair with a collinder on his head.

New York City has a new self-cleaning public pay toilet which costs a quarter for 15 minutes of privacy. So bums will have a clean place to stay at night for a mere $2. Bums like hobos not Bums like Butts!!!

The Real ID Act has been passed so that means if you were born at the end of 1964 to the present you will have to get a new and improved Drivers Liscense within the next 6 years. A push for the DMV business must have been lacking... Or SLACKING if you've ever been to the DMV.

India just introduced a new car. It's called a TaTa and costs just $2,500. I've pretty much been driving a TaTa all my life. I usually called mine CaCa.

Speaking of cars has your parents ever taken your's away? For good! A mother from Iowa bought her kid a car with 1 rule. No Alcohol! When she cleaned his car she found a bottle under the seat. She went and placed the ad in the newspaper directly after the discovery. In the ad she called herself, "the meanest mother on the planet." She was congratulated by other parents and someone did buy the car. Finally, someone is parenting these days!
(How bout if you get caught drinking and driving your car gets confiscated and auctioned off instead of taking your liscense? That would curb drinking and driving or at least traffic if not...)

A man in Poland decided to test his luck with STD's... and his wife... by going to a brothel and having extra-marital affairs with a prostitute. When he went to pick his flavor he saw his wife working!!!! In this instance do you pick your wife to get back on her good side or the hot herpes chick beside her? Obviously this guy manned up and took the hotty to his wife's left. They are now getting a divorce and undoubtedly an extensive STD check-up...

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2008-01-07T05:01:00.000-08:00

1-7-07
The Pride of Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania is back on VH1 January 13th. "Rock of Love 2" with Bret Michaels of Poison premieres with more whore-rific action.

Rock & Roll Fantasy Camp will include Cliff Williams of AC/DC, Nick Mason of Floyd, Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys, Mickey Dolenz of The Monkees, Glenn Hughes of Deep Purple, and Alan White of Yes. The camp is scheduled for February and costs just under $8,000. I wonder who is teaching Rehab 101?

It's been a year of reunion tours and a good year at that:
Top Grossing Tours
1. The Police $212 million
2. Genesis $129 million
If asking about Van Halen they started their tour too late. Maybe next year?

Tom Petty will play the half time show of this years Super Bowl. Hopefully there will be no wardrobe malfunctions!

Sir Paul McCartney was rumored to recently have heart surgery to unclog his arteries. Dating chicks half your age that seems like a logical step!

Stephen Stills was also rumored to have gone under the knife for prostate cancer.

At a memorabilia auction a lock of John Lennon's hair sold for $48,000! The bands hair dresser was the the seller of the product.

Did you know 20% of households still use an antenna or rabbit ears to receive analog television. I thought 8 year olds were the only ones to still use rabbit ears!

Sunday Night Roger Clemens went on record about his alleged HGH and steroid use during an episode of 60 Minutes . He will have a press conference today and will testify in court January 16th..

The Laziest Person Ever... Not nessecarily a desirable title. ESPN Zone held the Ultimate Couch Potato Competition on New Years Day. 4 contests, 1 bathroom break every 8 hours, all the food and drink you can handle, a recliner chair (you have to stay awake), while watching sports on huge televisions? The winner went 29 straight hours while the Guiness World Record is just under 70 hours!

Forbes Magazine listed college basketballs most valuable program as the North Carolina Tarheels worth an estimated 26-million dollars. Kentucky, Louisville, Arizona, and Duke rounded out the Top 5. Now if they can just figure out how much their players are getting paid!!!!

The Iowa Caucus didn't turn out so well for Hillary Clinton even though she offered local teens babysitting jobs so mothers could vote. Bill Clinton loves girls that get involves with the CAUC-US!!! Future intern possibilities.

A drug is being tested that is comparable to Viagra... But it's for women! It makes a woman's libido rise and time fly so the 2 minutes seems like 2 hours...

A new study proved that divorced parents do just as good of job at raising children as married couples. I wouldn't use the Spears or Lohan families as a blue-print!

I wish they had a list of people like these so Regular Joe's like you and I could stay clear. A 6-year old girl entered an essay contest for a 4-pack of Hanah Montana Tickets. Her essay was titled "My Daddy Died This Year In Iraq." The sponsors found that the girls mother concocted the story because it was the only way they could get tickets... Ahh, how about buying them like normal human beings????

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2007-11-29T07:43:00.000-08:00

Metallica might use the video game 'Rock Band' to debut their new single... A new way of getting the music out there. This may become another Napster.

Black Crowes will release a new album "Warpaint" on March 4th.

Flea the bassist with the Red Hot Chili Peppers lost his house in the recent Malibu Fires...

Quiet Riot lead singer Kevin Dubrow was found dead 6 days after his death last Monday. He sent an apparent love text to his fiance Lori Lee Samson, who was the last to see him alive. The investigation continues... Where is Robert Stack when you need him?

Hulk Hogan you have been served... Not by Macho Man Randy Savage, The Late Andre the Giant, or the Ultimate Warrior! It's the wife this time. Linda Bollea filed for divorce and wants half of everything including those 24 inch pythons, Brother!!

Florida Highway Patrol while picking up litter stumbled upon 2 garbage bags loaded with 60 pounds of weed! The day just started to drag from that point on for workers!

Speaking of Drugs... Might as well mention a drunk! Ted Kennedy is writing a book that has gained him tons of money and is due out in 2010. That book release party is going to be wild, just don't ride home with Ted...

Another guy made a lot of money. A 55 year old out of Massachussetts won a million dollars with the scratch of his penny. When the man went to claim his 1st check the feds got wind of it. Not for tax purposes! No, this guy is on probation for 5 years from the first time he cashed in and got caught... ROBBING A BANK!!!!

R.J. Reynolds (cough cough) Company will be out of some money next year. As if it matters they have their audience hooked anyways. The fact that they will not advertise in magazines and newspapers just means they won't have to spend as much in advertising...

While we're talking about things that are killing the masses... O.J. Simpson plead not guilty Wednesday in the armed robbery sports memorabilia thing. The trial date is April 27, 2008. Here we go again!

Another sidelines broadcaster is making headlines... This time it's good press. Playboy has named their 'Sexiest Sportscaster in America." Erin Andrews won the title from Jill Arrington who held the title prior.

Rudy Guiliani won a new poll that named the most likable candidate... Just don't ask his ex wives.

Jones Soda Company has the annual holiday flavor soda this time it's Christmas Tree Soda which tastes like pine needles... I think that is already out? It's called GIN!

Joe Francis has accused prison guards in Oklahoma, where he was serving time, of abuse. It's prison man... Did you learn your lesson? Stop making money off of underage chicks!

The Gatorade inventor died... 80 year old, Robert Cade passed away due to kidney failure.

A new study threw it out there that men are dumber around blonde women? Umm, Play to your competition.. The hotter they are the less bloods in your brain, schwinggg!

A Rhode Island Hospital has been warned and fined $50,000. The reason why? After three times of performing brain surgery on the wrong side of a patients brain! Good Reason! I guess you don't need brains to perform brain surgery.

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2007-11-15T07:25:00.000-08:00

Bon Jovi is rumorred to be contemplating a run for the Governor of New Jersey... No one else wants to right?

Canada.com made up a list of musical geniuses:
1. Producer Rick Rubin??? The guy is good but #1
2. Jimi Hendrix
3. Prince
4. Dr. Dre????
5. Bob Dylan
6. The Beatles

Nikki Sixx went on record and said Tommy Lee is no longer in Motley Crue. Apparently, the bands promoter was doing more promoting of Tommy than the band itself. Time is money

Gene Simmons of Kiss is writing a book called "Ladies of Night: A Historical and Personal Overview of the Oldest Profession". Prostitution is the profession. The book is due sometime around spring.

Queensryche new album "Take Cover" includes versions of Pink Floyd, U2, Crosby Stills Nash & Young, Buffalo Springfield, Queen, Black Sabbath, The Police, Peter Gabriel, and the O'Jays...

A book detailing the final years of Alice in Chains singer Layne Staley is in the works. Look for it late 2008 "Itch, Love Stories About Heroin"...

Eric Clapton and Steve Winwood will play 3 gigs at Madison Square Garden Feb. 25th, 26th, and 28th. The two were in Blind Faith back in 1969.

Queens of the Stone Age were kicked out of a California Rehab Clinic that they were playing a show...They opened with their "Feel, Good Hit of the Summer." It contains the lyric..."nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ectasy and alcohol.... repeat...... Cocaine". At least they had the right audience???

Iron Maiden could break a Scandinavian Record of over 250,000 attendees in a 6-date run... Bruce Springsteen currently holds the record... I guess that's why he is the Boss! Eat that Tony Danza

O.J. Simpson must really like the feel of Defense Chairs... He's going back to court on armed robbery and kidnapping charges stemming from the September Sports Memorabilia Incident. November 28th is the arraignment, but the actual proceedings may not happen till next year! Kidnapping can carry a life-sentence. Do you smell that? Karma!

Former WWE Wrestler Hulk Hogan will have a co-host Laila Ali on the new American Gladiators series to hit NBC sometime next year in primetime! Who didn't set up an Eliminator around their house as a kid??

Johnny Carson was named TV Land and Entertainment Weekly's Top TV Icon... The other "50 Greatest TV Icons" include 47 actors, 1 cartoon, a muppet, and a dog...

The writers strike is losing a lot of people money. Jay Leno and David Letterman are giving up over $100,000 a day!!! David Letterman has invited his writers back on his dime! Top 10's aren't that easy to come up with I guess!

Rudy was listed as the Top Movie to make guys misty-eyed... I hate Notre Dame, so I shed nothing.

Dick Clark will be involved with this years New Year's Eve Countdown. Oh joy...Ryan Seacrest still can't host a show on his own I guess!

Matt Damon was named as People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive... He beat out McDreamy and Brad Pitt... I think every Oceans 11-12-13 actors have won the honor... I'm still waiting for my call! It never comes... That what she said ("the office" humor).

27 Million Americans are expected to fly during the Thanksgiving Holiday... Can you say DELAYS!!

If twins are born at different times, how does the second born become the oldest? It happened when one child was born around 1:30AM and then the time change kicked in at 2AM and the second child was born!

Ladies with childbearing hips are a chip off the old block... That is if their waist is small enough to make the womans figure hourglass shaped... The omega-3 fatty acids are the key, and can be passed on to children making them more intelligent also. Luckily guys there have been no studies for us so let the spare tire inflate!!!

Texas has the fewest Vanity or Personalized License Plates... Virginia the most. If I had one it would read SUX2BU! Cause if you hit me or vice versa it is going to be imprinted in your bumper!

In China, recycled condoms are being used as hairbands and ties... Now if you want gel in your hair their are cleaner ways...

This is just dirty and nasty! There is a new drug called Jenkem (a gas made from mixing solid human waste and urine). I thought that was a swirly...

I've heard of Fun Parties (Naughty Gifts), Mary Kay Parties, but Taser Parties... They are catching on. Women have a police officer or a self defense specialist come in and give a presentation and then sell the women Tasers for about $350 a pop... I just want to see the demonstration part of the party... 2 glasses of wine, some cheese, and 50,000 watts running through you! Now that is a PARTY!!

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2007-11-02T10:51:00.000-07:00

Led Zeppelin have postponed their one-off reunion date in London from Nov. 26TH to Dec. 10TH due to the fact Jimmy Page broke his hand playing his guitar.

Bon Jovi admitted he was a drug dealer in his adolescent years. Usually if you're ratted out it is someone else who is doing the ratting.

Van Halen's Reunion Tour will continue into '08 so keep an eye open!!!

Queensryche's 'Take Cover' Album will cover: Innuendo (Queen), Almost Cut My Hair (Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young), Synchronicity II (Police), Welcome To The Machine (Pink Floyd), and Neon Knights (Black Sabbath)...

Carlos Santana can play a mean axe... Now he is getting it courtesy of his wife Deborah. After 34 years they are getting a divorce...

"Amazing Journey: The Story of the Who" will premiere on VH1 Sunday at 8p CT.

Isn't it weird that Lane Garrison (Tweener) in the Fox Show 'Prison Break' is going to prison! 40 months to be exact after he killed a 17-year old while drinking and driving.

Dead-pan News Anchor Brian Williams will be hosting SNL 11-4-07...

Airbus A380 will offer double beds for passengers in first class, guess that makes it easy to join the Mile High Club... Talk about Turbulence!!

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2007-10-29T09:40:00.000-07:00

Zeppelin's Digital Box Set can be Pre-ordered through iTunes for $99.

Floyd's Complete Digital Catalogue will be released in early December which you can pre-order it through Amazon.com for $248.

Courtney Love is working on releasing a perfume and cosmetic line. Ugghh. Now she is one of the producers of her late husbands bio pic "Heavier Than Heaven." Ugghh. She is going to ruin Kurt's Legacy even more...

Another "Kissology: Volume Three: 1992-2000" DVD this time the reunion years. It will be on shelves December 18Th just so your Santa can paint his face and stick out his tongue by your Christmas Tree!

Madonna has signed a 10-year $120 million deal with LiveNation that will keep her in that pointy bra until it actually touches the ground!

November 20Th U2 will celebrate the 20Th Anniversary of Joshua Tree by releasing 4 different remastered versions of the album.

Slash's new autobiography that is on shelves now is summed up with one excerpt: "I remember spending most of my days off in and out of a variety of VD Clinics... I was dating a porno chick as well as this sweet little junkie jail bait girlfriend I had. We figured that no one needed to worry about it until David Lee Roth got it."

Americans will be dropping about 5 billion dollars on Halloween this year...Who knew dressing slutty costed so much!

How much would it take for you to change your name? 20% of Americans said it would only take $100,000.

What would you do with a Giant Check if you won the Lotto or some Prize? I'd take it and cash it at a drive thru bank and try to cram it in the canister.

What is the weirdest thing that a girlfriend has ever given you... The Hair Doll, a watch, and if you're Ryan Reynolds Scarlett Johansson gives you her wisdom tooth dipped in gold! I'll take the watch, thank-you very much!

Brian Williams of "NBC Nightly News" will be hosting SNL this Saturday Nov. 3rd.

Maxim Magazine put out a list of "Five Unsexiest Women Alive."
1. Sarah Jessica Parker
2. Amy Winehouse
3. Sandra Oh
4. Madonna
5. Britney Spears

If your looking for Super Halloween Ideas..
Best Action & Hottest Super Heroine's (not the drug)
Action
1. Bruce Willis-Die Hard
2. Sigourney Weaver- Alien
3. Harrison Ford- Indiana Jones
4. Mel Gibson- Road Warrior
Female Superwomen
1. Angelina Jolie- Lara Croft
2. Jessica Alba- Sue Storm Fantastic 4
3. Halle Berry- Cat Woman
4. Michelle Pfeiffer- Cat Woman
Sexiest Supermen
1. George Clooney- Batman
2. Christopher Reeves- Superman
3. Christian Bale- Batman
4. Hugh Jackman- Wolverine

There was an 8-year old in Vancouver, Washington who called the 911 on his mother. She was scaring the little boy because she was driving erratically and was arrested for DUI! The woman hung up the phone on the boy numerous times and yet the boy still got her phone and kept calling. I'll tell you those Key Locks don't work as well as they used to when the kids were 7!!!

Philadelphia was the nations least attractive city. "Travel and Leisure" put a do not visit tag for singles on Philly. D.C was 2ND and Dallas/Fort Worth was 3rd most unattractive...

Could we save money by making and taxing drugs legal? Forbes Magazine broke it down like this... Not taxing the $113 billion U.S. Marijuana Industry and enforcing anti-marijuana laws, it costs taxpayers a cool $41.8 billion a year...Damn that's a lot of WEED!!!

Durex is offering the job of a lifetime. A condom tester! Find out more at: durexcondomtester.com

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2007-10-15T10:42:00.000-07:00

Ozzy will be having a Garage Sale November 30th at the Gibson Guitar Showroom in Beverly Hills. Ozzy could be the auctioneer. The sound alike Te-te-ten so-sol-sold!!

Blender Magazine has a list for you. The 5 worst lyricists:
1. Sting (Police)
2. Neil Peart (Rush)
3. Scott Stapp (Creed) Agreed
4. Noel Gallagher (Oasis) Agreed
5. Dan Fogelberg
23. Robert Plant??? (Zeppelin)
38. Paul McCartney (Beatles)

Rock of Love 2 has been penciled in the future for VH1… Brett Michaels will be back putting his brood of broads through the eliminator…

VH1 will run the “100 Greatest Songs of the 90’s” over 5 nights in December…

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills had it out in divorce court. Nothing was settled they will have another face to face in court… Judge Wapner will preside…kidding that’s ‘People’s Court’.

The Eagles are being kicked around as the Halftime Entertainment at this years Super Bowl… I do not want to see any wardrobe malfunctions!!!

Bruce Springsteen scored his 8th #1 Album with “Magic”. It sold 335,000 copies in week 1.

Merle Haggard has been working on a rock album with the likes of Keith Richards and Bob Dylan… It will sound like a Texas Cat in a Wood Chipper.

Bobby Brown had a mild heart attack and was told to watch his stress levels and diet… And LAY OFF THE CRACK!!!

Australian Customs found a Mr. Potato Head Doll with 1,000 Tablets of Ecstasy inside. That works out to be worth about $27,000. How did they find the stash? Potato Head had pied eyes, a candy necklace, Vick’s Vapor Rub all over and glow sticks in his hands!

Randy Couture hung up his MMA Gloves and retired from the UFC after his next challenger Fedor Emelianenko entered Pride Fighting…

Fantasy Football costs American Business’s around $7 billion a year. I can’t believe the numbers are that low.

Drew Carey’s first Price is Right episode aired Monday 10-15-07…

Kids with teacher crushes get better grades because they pay more attention, participate, and study harder to stand out… Teacher’s who have student crushes end up in jail!

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2007-10-05T08:58:00.000-07:00

The Eagles will perform at the CMA Awards November 7Th…

Robert Plant says the Zeppelin reunion gig in London November 26Th will be the only one.

U2’s Bono and The Edge will be writing different kind of music? For Spider-Man the Broadway Musical…

Most Underrated Guitarists judged by Rolling Stone:
1. Prince
2. Kurt Cobain
3. Neil Young
4. George Harrison
5. Ace Frehley

Chili Pepper Anthony Kiedis just had a kid… Well he had help from his model girlfriend Heather Christie

Ozzy really screwed this one up! He and Sharon have agreed to a suicide pact. The pact which is going to be finalized by a lawyer will have either Osbourne euthanasia if a debilitating illness would take over one of their minds or bodies… Ozzy is already showing signs of illness- shakes, stuttering, and loss of thought.

This years nominees for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame are The Beastie Boys, John Mellencamp, Madonna, Chic, Leonard Cohen, The Dave Clark Five, Donna Summer, The Ventures, and Afrika Bambaataa. Only five nominees will be inducted in New York on March 10Th, 2008… I thought the R&R Hall of Fame was in Cleveland? Oh wait no one wants to go to Cleveland!!!

The Stones Ronnie Wood released his autobiography “Ronnie Wood: The Autobiography” Tuesday. In it he has to remind Keith and Mick of songs they wrote before he was in the band. He also has an interesting story of taking out a home improvement loan for crack. Not like the ones in your driveway…

“Clapton: The Autobiography” is on shelves next Tuesday…

The Stones cleared the most money musician-wise in the Forbes earning list with a whopping $88 million.

Courtney Love’s MySpace Page lashed out at Dave Grohl… Saying that her late husband and Nirvana Front man “loathed Dave Grohl more than anyone else (except a journalist).”

Evander Holyfield will start pushing grills too… I think George Foreman did this? What do grills have to do with boxing? Sometimes their faces look like ground beef…

While we are on the topic of broken down athletes, O.J. Simpson is in the news… He didn’t kill anyone this time. He had to give up his Rolex worth about 22-grand and sports memorabilia to the families of his late wife Nicole Brown, and her friend Ron Goldman.

The Dallas Cowboys are the Most Popular Team in the NFL once again… The Falcons were the Most Unpopular… Thanks, Michael Vick!

Paul Brown Stadium the Cincinnati Bengals Home is a crappy field, literally. Pigeons are nesting in the rafters and the Bengals Management described the situation as the birds raining poop on the fans? I’ll pass on the Beer and Nachos thanks!

One father paid over $47,000 for his 10 year old to play a part in the next Will Ferrell Movie… I guess that will help pay Will’s $20 million deal.

Yahoo Personals lists Jessica Alba as the Most Desired Celebrity Single. Jennifer Aniston, I will buy at 2 although Queen Latifah is a stretch for 3rd???

Steven Spielberg was robbed on the ‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’ set. You think Indie could have handled the intern that took laptops, photographs, and scripts…

If you’re looking to get back at your horrible neighbor that yells and beats his wife at all hours of the night… Blast him on a new website RottenNeighbor.com.

Speaking of food and poop: Tim Janus of New York won the World Burrito Eating Championship wolfing down eleven 18 oz. pork burritos in just 12 minutes… Wow! That is all I can say.

If you were on the DO NOT CALL LIST before you may not be anymore. It expires? Yeah, you have to re-register www.donotcall.gov.

Women are more attracted to men with deeper voices. Women find men with deeper voices to be older, healthier, and more masculine. Men go for higher pitched voices in women though. Guys find them more attractive, subordinate, feminine, healthier, and younger-sounding. One connection a higher voice was linked to in men were more offspring. I hope that isn’t true!

Your children may have a better shot at staying clean if? They use soap. Nope. Brush after meals? You’re getting closer… Save the rehab bills now. A new survey has linked eating family dinners 5 or more times a week with less drug use in kids. Kids who eat two or fewer meals with their families are more likely to use prescription medicines, marijuana, and drink alcohol. Pull up a chair and some hamburger helper! If your kid has a fork and a spoon in their hands, then they can’t smoke crack! Unless they are good with their feet…

There is a new pregnancy prevention pill for men! One is hormonal. It cuts your sperm count by a substantial amount but rebuilds once you stop taking the pill. The other is non-hormonal and gets your swimmers drunk. Well somewhat they get confused and can’t find their destination… All though even a drunk swimmer finds an egg some times.

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2007-09-20T07:48:00.000-07:00

Sammy Hagar went on record saying that 'Van Halen fans will be disappointed with Van Halen because there is no Michael Anthony." Sammy admits the band will draw fine but Michael Anthony will be a missing link with his playing and vocals...

Led Zeppelin will be reuniting for one show in London on November 26th to honor their late boss Ahmet Ertugen. The tickets to the Tribute will be dispersed lottery style after fans signed up for tickets at Ahmettribute.com. Tickets are said to be $259 a piece. The band has also mentioned one more show a year after the first show. It maybe in Belfast's Ulster Hall that is due to reopen next November. That is where the legendary rockers first played 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Def Leppard has been around for 30 years - made a name for themselves but who did they want to be back in the day? Queen! Phil Collen said Queen was glam, grand, flamboyant and their music clever.... Look for Def Leppard’s new album "Songs From The Sparkle Lounge" late this year or early next.

The 10th Anniversary of Rock N' Roll Fantasy Camp happens Nov. 7th-the 12th in Vegas. Slash, Roger Daltery, Joe Walsh, Vince Neil, Bad Company's Simon Kirke, and Kiss' Bill Kulick will share the
stage with the campers they help write, sing, play, and learn the music business. As if Vegas wasn't bad enough all those addicts and younger ones together... Sounds like the camp is as easy as 12 steps!

Nikki Sixx of the Motley Crue released his book "The Heroin Diaries" this week... I wonder what it's about?

November 8th at London's Brixton Academy, The Sex Pistols will reunite for one show commemorating the 30th anniversary of their album 'Never Mind the Bollocks".

Jimmy Kimmel will host the 2007 American Music Awards on November 18th...

Courtney Love is launching a cosmetic line? Can you imagine a Courtney Love Perfume? What does heroin smell like anyways? I guess we'll find out!

O.J. Simpson posted his $125,000 bail this week. He has 11 charges against him with 10 of those being felonies. If convicted on all charges he could get life in prison. How ironic is it that you can supposedly murder two people and get away with it, and rob someone and go to jail for life? I'm not complaining. I'm glad it is working this way.
Call Guinness: How much of your adult life can you sit as a defendant in court?

Dan Rather is suing his former employer, CBS and it's parent company Viacom, for $70 million. The 75 year old, Rather filed the suit citing he was a 'scapegoat' for a discredited story on George W.
Bush's Military Service... Whatever part of the CBS News wasn't discredited by Rather, has been by Katie Couric....

The Dallas Cowboys with the addition of their new stadium in 2009 judging by Forbes Magazine ranks as the NFL's Most Valuable Franchise. The Redskins are second and the Patriots, Texans and Eagles round out the Top 5.

Barry Bonds has called Mark Echo the Fashion Designer and "Idiot". Bonds said this after Ecko bought the Giants sluggers 756th homerun ball for $752,467 and has since started a survey at vote756.com where you can vote:
1) Send the Ball to the Hall of Fame.
2) Send it with an asterisks or
3) Send it to Space???? Voting ends 9/25/07...
You're right Barry he is an idiot....

The Pittsburgh Penguins and Buffalo Sabres will play each other New Years Day and it will be an outdoor hockey game at the Buffalo Bills Ralph Wilson Stadium... If the Bills can't win there might as well let another team try!

New $5 Bill has been unveiled by the U.S. Treasury? This is supposedly going to slow down counterfeiting... Who wastes time counterfeiting a 5?

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2007-08-31T04:17:00.000-07:00

What kind of Zeppelin is being recalled in China? Led Zeppelin

Queensryche is releasing a covers album called "Take Cover" it will be out November 13Th...

The Rolling Stones have a number of stories that we know, you might not know this one? In Ronnie Wood's Autobiography he reveals Keith and he held loaded guns to each others heads during an altercation. Keith also showed off his knife skills as placed one of those against Wood's Neck at one point. The book will be on shelves October 16Th and is titled, "Ronnie Wood: The Autobiography."

The new Eagles Album will be a double disc and will only be sold at Wal-Mart and thru the bands website EaglesBand.com. It's titled "Long Road Out of Eden" it will be released October 30Th.

Bookstore Barnes and Noble has caved to a murderer. As the O.J. Simpson Book "If I Did It" was released, the book provider took the high road saying they would not support the book. Since it is the #1 Book on the sellers list the company has stocked the book. I wouldn't even borrow it from the library let alone buy it!

Michael Vick is in the dog house! Scraps of his sports cards are as a woman from Missouri auctioned off dog chewed cards of Vick on the Internet. The cards sold for $7,400 which will be donated to the Humane Society.

CBS has announced Katie Couric is being shipped out to Iraq and Syria... Is it a way to boost her poor ratings or just a way to get rid of her!!!

Dancing with the Stars released their new line-up earlier this week:
Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Mark Cuban
Wayne Newton
Helio Castroneves
Jennie Garth
Scary Spice
Dr. Quinn- Jane Seymour

The WWE is under fire as they are being investigated for their "Wellness Policy". That is jargon for steroids and 10 Superstars are feeling the wrath of using. The names have not been released at this point but the ones that have been throw out by various news agencies are Randy Orton, Edge, Batista, Umaga, Chavo Guerrero, John Morrison, Chris Masters, Shane Helms, William Regal, and Simon Dean.

Not a good tag team match here drinking and driving. Three men in Wisconsin took the challenge though an lost horribly. All three men have had their licenses revoked for prior DWI's. That didn't stop the 43 year old driver with no legs from letting his 55 year old passenger from gassing and braking for him. The guy in the back seat was hammered, also. The police saw the car brake erratically and ended up pulling the men over and they all failed the breathalyzer. The two drunks in the front seat ended up in jail.

The "Queen of Mean" Leona Helmsley cut 2 of her grandchildren out of her $4 billion inheritance! But her dog a Maltese named Trouble cashed in with $12 million.

Jack Nicholson who was in "The Shining" has dry mouth because his saliva glands aren't working. Jack has to drink water to swallow after he came down with an undisclosed problem last year.

A person's car says a lot about them. I'm not talking like KIT from Knight Rider or anything like that. 1) Small Cars say, you're about having a good time and maybe finding a nice parking space. 2) Luxury Car says, obnoxious likes to tailgate and is always in a hurry. 3) Sports Car says, you're overcompensating for something. 4) Mini Vans say, I'm a family man or woman? No, they scream slow driver who is distracted. Obviously there are 12 kids in the back or it's a shaggin' wagon! Either way the person is a bad driver. 5) Tricked out cars say, the owner has no life or nothing better to do with their money!

Mississippi is the fattest state. Rounding out the rest of the Top 5 are West Virginia, Alabama, Louisiana, and South Carolina. In case you were wondering New Mexico and Arizona are the leanest states!

A new careerbuilder.com survey shows U.S. workers are mixing work and pleasure. 39% of your co-workers have made out with someone else in the office! Is it you?

MSN.COM released their Sexiest Women over 35 list:
1) Salma Hayek
2) Halle Berry (Just proving the Older the Berry, the sweeter the Juice! rim shot!)
3) Diane Lane
4) Naomi Watts

Another study blew my mind this week. The University of Texas School of Public Health showed 1 in 3 females who met dates from online sites have sex on their first real meeting? And 77% weren't packing protection! Skeezer.com is not the place to be shopping for tail... Unless you want to be on the next Valtrex Commercial or worse!

Those Brits' know how to party! A new survey showed 25% of women would have sex with another woman, have fantasized about it. I have a lot in common with that 25%!

It's nice to know you're secure. The U.S. is the most heavily armed society in the world. Switzerland has pinned the U.S. with 90 guns for every 100 citizens! "Guns don't kill people, People Kill People!"

"Business Week Magazine" hopes your car isn't on the list of Ugliest Cars in the last 20 years:
Chevette, Ford Edsel, Aztek, Pinto, Yugo, Pacer, Gremlin, Corvair, Matador, last but not least Vega.

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2007-08-10T04:28:00.000-07:00

8-10-07

Monday there is a press conference in L.A. for Van Halen. Could it be the relaunching the David Lee Roth Reunion Tour that was scheduled prior to Eddie's recent stint in rehab...

John "Cougar" Mellencamp will perform as part of the 'NFL Opening Kickoff' September 6Th before the Colts and Saints game on NBC....

Cracked.com made a list of Lamest Songs by Cool Bands that I don't agree with: Judge for yourself.
1) Dancing in the Streets- Mick Jagger with David Bowie.... I agree
4) I Don't Want to Miss A Thing- Aerosmith... It's weak but the money wasn't lame!
6) Mama I'm Coming Home- Ozzy... DISAGREE
7) Gimme Three Steps- Skynyrd... DISAGREE
8) All My Love- Led Zeppelin... DISAGREE
10) Until it Sleeps- Metallica... It's not original Metallica.

The Black Crowes have a new album due in September...

Look for a 2-CD set from Eric Clapton called 'Complete Clapton' October 9Th...

The Eagles have a follow-up to "The Long Run" on the way. Yeah, a follow-up to an album released almost 30 years ago. They maybe known as the 'Bald Eagles' on this album...

The Police are rich...Sting and the gang scored over a $100 million in just 38 shows.

A guy outside of Houston must have had a good weekend... He sent a woman some flowers and a stuffed animal from 1-800-FLOWERS. No biggie, right? This guy told the agent that he didn't want a receipt sent to his home or office. He wanted to keep it under wraps. One day a little later his wife comes home and finds the receipt. She called 1-800-FLOWERS and asked about it and then wanted to know who they were for, since it obviously wasn't her... The company faxed her the information even the card which read "Just wanted to say I love you and you mean the world to me!" The woman filed for divorce and the soon-to-be ex-husband is suing the flower company for a Million Dollars for damages and breach of contract.

How bad is American Idol brainwashing people? During the Dallas Auditions on August 6Th at Texas Stadium a 20 year-old woman went into labor and wouldn't leave until she got a chance to audition? Screaming, shaking and in labor finally to get her into the ambulance they told her she was still in the running??? So that is how you become American Idol: a) Get Pregnant at 20 b) be crazy
c) name your child after one of the judges
d) say one of the judges are the father and blackmail them...

Saatchi & Saatchi out of Frankfurt, Germany has created a urinal racing video game. The screens are above the urinals in restrooms and the car is controlled by the players stream. Apparently, this will help with aim and precision driving has quick reactions if you wreck or go to slow a cab company's number will pop up on the screen. www.piss-screen.de/

A British 'Men's Fitness' survey shows 13% of men wax their chests.

A recent study from the CDC shows 30% of adults have gone on a bender in the last month. Only one! They also found that beer is the preferred binge drinks choice... That is because adults have to work the next morning in most cases.

Space Shuttle Endeavor launched with no major problems...Mainly their pilots being drunk!

Laura & Jenna Bush have written a book about a boy who doesn't like to read... The book yet untitled seems to reflect someone the Bush Family knows well.. Maybe someone on the home front...

In a new survey 87% of workers think their bosses are funny... almost 9 out of 10 were looking for a raise and their boss was in earshot... Brown-nosers!

A new study shows that more adults plan to keep working past retirement age than ever before... I don't know is this plan is by choice! Oh, your boss doesn't seem so funny anymore does he?

More proof our creative juices are cashed out in Hollywood! Lethal Weapon 5 is supposedly in the works.

If you are still using rabbit ears for your analog television signal... The government is going to make you buck up for a real cable supplier by February 2009...

Barry Bonds broke Hank Aaron's all-time HR Record of 755... Let the steroid talks continue!

David Beckham made his MLS Debut playing 16 minutes Thursday Night...

New England Patriots QB Tom Brady was Esquirer Magazine's World's Best Dressed Man... Ahh, that was easy he is wearing super-model Giselle Bunchden.

Houston Rockets Center Yao Ming married Ye LI who is 6ft 2. Yao is 7ft 6.

We are 354 days away from the Beijing Olympics in 2008! I can't wait...

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2007-08-03T09:08:00.000-07:00

8-2-07

AC/DC is going Digital... One of the long hold-outs from this technological age has made their music available on Verizon Wireless thru next March... Sorry Itunes "No, Songs for you!" as the Music Nazi would say...

Slash of Velvet Revolver and Guns & Roses will be a major player in the upcoming "Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock". Slash is supposedly average at playing guitar hero... I'd rather be able to play the real thing anyway. What millions on every album or playing XBox 360 in your mom's basement? No brainer right, Mom can I get some brownies!

Guns & Roses celebrated their 20th Anniversary of Appetite for Destruction Izzy Stradlin, Duff McKagen, and Steve Adler played a few songs... Slash left early and Axl was once again a no-show.

Scorpions will release 'Humanity-Hour 1' August 28th and look for the tour starting September 4th...

Zeppelin Tribute Album is due September 18th. It is a dedication to the late John Bonham. 24/7/365 is the working title at this point. Contributors to the tribute album are Frank Binali of Quiet Riot, former members of Kiss, Deep Purple, Santana, Journey, and Guns & Roses.

Rolling Stones Guitarist Keith Richards has been bought... Well the rights to his autobiography that he will soon write due in 2010 went for $7.3 million at auction... Ron Wood also has a book due this fall...

Keith Richards also clarified his interview with NME back in April where he said "he snorted his dead father's ashes with a rail of cocaine..." He actually did snort it "LIKE A RAIL OF COCAINE....Not with it." Ahhchhu sorry I just sneeze my dead father's ashes... and they say pepper is bad.

Have the Eagles stopped touring? I guess so. The long awaited dare I say follow-up to "The Long Run" from 1979 is almost complete and the big tour starts in 2008...

Movies about rock stars is the way to go now... Their was "Ray" and "Walk The Line"... Now, it's time to spoof those movies about music with Jack Black as Paul McCartney, Jack White as Elvis, Paul Rudd as John Lennon, John C. Reilly as Johnny Cash, and Eddie Vedder will play himself in "Walk Hard".

"Flavor of Love" has been signed on for a 3rd season...Flav will also be roasted on Comedy Central this Sunday Night...

Can't get enough of the Porn Industry? That's not what Scarlett Johansson is saying. Her reps say she has not been approached or seen the script of the Jenna Jameson Movie that is supposedly going to be in the works.
-If you do take the part Scarlett... I'll help you practice your lines!

A new study out of Britain showed that drinking a glass of wine increases the risk of developing cancer by 10 percent... It said nothing about drinking the whole bottle...

Research suggests that a single joint obstructs the flow of air as much as smoking 5 cigarettes. Could be the munchies after smokin' pot that makes us winded... Pass the Doritos.

Harry Potter is hot right now... New Book & Movie just to start. One guy in Bradenton, Florida has to get peeved every time a new installment is released. Why you ask? He is 78 year old Harry Potter. Radio and Tv Stations flood him with interviews, teens prank him, and the younger kids call and ask "Are you the Real Harry Potter?" He has to reply something like "I've been Harry Potter all my life..." Worst part is that Daniel Ratcliffe Kid is looking so old that the next movie might have our 78 year old friend standing in!!!

Mattel recalled about a million toys that had been made in China with Lead Paint... That is why you should buy American!

Barry Bonds goes for the All-Time Home Run Record this weekend... And since drugs comes up with his name. Michael Irvin, will be inducted into the Football Hall of Fame in Canton Saturday Night...

A 9-year old boy named Rhain Davis was recruited by Manchester United's Futbol Club... His grandpa shipped a DVD of his skills and the Coaches bought it... "He makes it Rain"! GOOOAAALLLSSSS!!!!

Monster.com the world's largest network of job-hunting websites cut 800 jobs. Wonder if those people will try to get jobs through the website...

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2007-07-31T05:00:00.000-07:00

7-13-07

Paul Stanley of Kiss was taken to the hospital Friday after his heart beat was double the rate it was supposed to be for the 55 year old. I blame the groupies!

Rolling Stones Guitarist Keith Richards hasn't even finished his autobiography and he is looking for the highest bidder for the rights. Apparently the bid right now is $7.1 million. Most of Keith's life has been a black out. Actually chapters 5-6-7 & 8 are blank...

Ozzy also took a ride to the hospital Saturday Night to have blood clots removed from his leg. If you have tickets to the San Antonio Show, Ozzy will be there!

Former Black Sabbath Manager Don Arden, Sharon Osbourne's Dad, passed away at age 81 he suffered from Alzheimer's.

Virgin Media asked 2,400 music fans what their Super group would be:
Singer- Freddie Mercury of Queen Runner up: Bono of U2
Guitar- Jimi Hendrix Eric Clapton
Keyboards- Elton John Stevie Wonder
Drums- Phil Collins Ringo Starr
I guess in magic world you wouldn't need a bass player! No Neil Peart on Drums what is this world coming too...

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills will actually get to take off their gloves in February when their divorce settlement is finalized. Heather will score anywhere between 40 and 102 million dollars..

Jon Bon Jovi has sent out the cease and desist notice to a coffee-based energy drink Mijovi because it sounds like his name??? Although not really if you ask me...

Live Earth organizers say the concerts that happened on 7-7-07 were the "largest global entertainment event ever held". The Global Warming Concerts covered 500 media outlets in 130 countries.

If you feel like being insulted and making an ass of yourself American Idol Auditions are in Dallas at Texas Stadium next week 8-6-07.

Beer is good! So much so that a recent poll on Alcohol Consumption in the U.S. has it #1 over wine and liquor for the 14Th time in 15 years.

Houston we have a problem! NASA Pilots are wasted when taking off for missions. I thought these guys drank Tang...

Get this Aquafina Bottled Water is just Glorified Tap Water??? 1.99 Tap Water!!! Don't believe me, well very soon you'll see the labels "Public Water Service".

Mommy had and accident. It was you! It is said one out of three pregnancies are an accident in the United States...

I can't believe that 1 out of 3 people have started their Christmas Shopping already? You people have problems... There is 149 days till the fat guy comes to town.

O.J. Simpson didn't do one thing..... the TV special on his book "If I Did It". Now he will do a streaming interview on MN1.com at 5 tonight.

Cal Ripken Jr. and Tony Gwynn were enshrined in the Baseball Hall of Fame Sunday!

UFC has a video game in the works.

If your not a citizen yet... Welcome to America! The new Green Cards cost a lot more than before, they went from $395 to $1,010. Get used to it...

The police are getting the inside track on criminals with 'chemical photos' of the perp's finger prints. Now authorities can find out what was in the assailants system at the time of the crime.

The State Attorney General's Office in Florida had a number listed on his or her website for the North Florida Sexual Assault Center... The Center went out of business and the number was bought buy a sex chat line. "Hey Baby, tell me your problems! Whoa Whoa!!! Wrong Number Wrong Number!!!!

Vice President Dick Cheney had a new defibrillator implanted in his chest Saturday. The battery apparently died in his other one. Just goes to show, Dick Cheney sucks the life out of everyone and everything including himself.

George W. is the 3rd most unpopular president in history. 65% of the public disapproves of his job performance. Let's not even talk about the 1st Ladies disappointments in his performance!

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2007-07-19T04:18:00.000-07:00

Well if Motley Crue Drummer Tommy Lee can date Rod Stewart's daughter Kim, who is 17-years younger than him... Is their anything wrong with Anthrax's Scott Ian dating Meatloaf's daughter Pearl Aday... I don't think so. Unless she looks like her father!

A nightclub owner in Paris has a book on the way that says The Doors lead singer Jim Morrison died of a heroin overdose in his club. The owner had two drug dealers take him to his apartment and put him in the tub where his was supposed to have died of natural causes.

Van Halen are rumored to be doing a September tour... Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony have their dates out already October 20Th in Houston and October 23-24Th in Dallas!!!

Vince Neil's Motley Cruise will have a stacked line-up: a reunited Ratt, Skid Row, Slaughter, and Vince himself the Cruise departs January 24Th of next year... When it returns no one knows or cares.

Queensryche is doing a covers album due in December. It will feature Floyd's 'Another Brick in the Wall' and Queen's 'Innuendo' just to name a few.

Rob Zombie's remake of the 70's movie Halloween is out August 31st. It will have an awesome soundtrack due August 21st:
BOC- Don't Fear the Reaper Peter Frampton- Baby, I Love Your Way
Nazareth- Love Hurts Alice Cooper- Only Woman Bleed
Rush- Tom Sawyer Misfits- Halloween 2
BTO- Let it Ride Kiss- God of Thunder

Bon Jovi's Richie Sambora pulled a power move on Denise Richards... They went on a Hawaiian vacation back in February. Richards was expecting Sambora to propose- Sambora dumped her instead. This is when Heather Locklear put down her Voodoo Doll of Denise.

Metallica members say working with Rick Rubin on their new album has them focusing on taking it back to how they felt during the making of Master of Puppets. As long as there is no St. Anger feelings ever again!!!!

Sting and his wife have been ordered to pay $50,000 to Jane Martin the couples former chef... She claims she was fired because of her pregnancy. I guess the kitchen wasn't the only place Jane was cooking...

The Police are already having some issues with their reunion tour... Mainly, Guitarist Andy Summers wants to do a studio album while Stewart Copeland doesn't. Sting hasn't thrown his two cents in but their last studio album was 'Synchronicity' in '83.

Jon Lovitts took a few shots at Andy Dick last week, Literally! This is what I call a Dick Move! Lovitts slammed Dick's head off the bar at the Laugh Factory 4 or 5 times... The whole thing stems from Andy giving Phil Hartman's cocaine recovering wife some of the drug 5 months before she killed her husband... Andy, you had it coming.

Some guys have a storybook life... Tom Brady for one! He is an NFL Quarterback, makes millions of dollars, has Super Bowl Rings... Oh, Tom you are one of us regular guys... He is dating a woman named Gisele Bundchen, the highest paid supermodel in the world at $33 million, she will be 27 this Friday... Well Tom's ex-girlfriend, Actress Bridget Moynahan is supposed to have his child this Friday by C-section!!!! Nothing like telling your supermodel girlfriend.... Happy Birthday Baby... With a BABY!!!

Gonorrhea case numbers are down... Although now 1 out of 50 people between the ages of 14 and 39 have chlamydia...

Speaking of STD's, Lindsay Lohan was spotted holding hands leaving a nightclub in Vegas with Magician Criss Angel... He is a publicity hog! If he was such a "MAGICIAN" don't you think he could have avoided the Paparazzi?

NBC has came up with a new version of "The Apprentice". This year Trump will be firing celebrities... Why wouldn't you throw a bone to the homeless? Give them a roof, 3 squares-a-day, and money if they win that days competition... Celebs will give their earnings to charity but lets cut out the middle man and make it interesting...

Steve-O is back as "Dr. Steve-O" on the USA Network. No, you can't get a PHD from stapling your ass-cheeks together. Dr. Steve-O will travel the country de-wussifying" males who have been nominated by their wives, girlfriends, mothers, buddies, and the Jackass Cast... The only attitude adjustments that will be made is towards my TV as I change the channel...

Drew Carey is the front-runner at this point to host "The Price is Right". I'm sure Drew will do it if "The Price is Right"!

Jerry Springer and Maury have been given contract extensions thru 2010... Let the games begin.

ABC.go.com made a list of the 11 sexiest male athletes in the world.
1. David Beckham 2. Christiano Ronaldo 3. Dwayne Wade 4. Roger Federer 5. Tom Brady
6. Derek Jeter 7. Tiger Woods 8. Hidetosha Nakata 9. Jeremy Bloom 10. Lewis Hamilton
11. Fredrik Ljungberg. I must have finished 12Th or is Beer Pong a Sport???

Use drugs? You're not alone. A recent survey from Federal Officials shows 1 in 12 employees in the U.S. use drugs... What was I talking about??? Oh drugs.... Yeah Man...

Can't find a hot date this weekend? It's not so bad, live it up... Oh but by the way, married males reportedly have a 9% lower risk of dying compared to unmarried men... You get to stay out late and drink all the time---so it's a push.

Did you know guys who play with their joysticks on a regular basis grow beards faster? So that is why I look like Paul Bunyon...

And also Cherry is the most popular flavor of edible panties... fitting.

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2007-07-12T11:38:00.000-07:00

Gene Simmons of Kiss was Branded? Not like a cow! He recently said "while all the rock stars, the few that are remaining, they're in bands, I'm the only brand, baby. No matter how big Mick Jagger or U2 is, there are no Rolling Stones or U2 comic books or Visa Cards." Wander what Gene's secret power is to go down on women?

Speaking of Girl Power... Star Magazine says Carmen Elecktra and Joan Jett are done.

There is a tribute for Boston's former lead singer Brad Delp who killed himself March 9Th... The show is in Boston August 19Th and will feature such names as Sammy Hagar, Michael Sweet of Stryper, and Mickey Thomas of Jefferson Starship.

Arenas in several major markets have placed holds on dates for a possible Van Halen fall Tour. Count me in!

AC/DC maybe working on a new album, they maybe working on a tour but until it happens I wouldn't worry about it. Bassist Cliff Williams says when the Young Brothers are finished writing the guys will get together and go from there... So at this point mid-2008 by the earliest?

Motely Crue singer Vince Young is catching some flack for his new Tequila Line called Tres Rios... Hey, if you killed someone while drinking and driving back in 1984... Maybe you should be making license plates in jail and not tequila?

Bruce Springsteen may have an album coming out soon? Who knew...

Cops turns 20 this fall! Get out your wife-beaters and Pabst!

Court TV will be Tru TV next year.

A new UCLA Study shows that muscular guys score more than the average bear... The average bear might just be smarter though? Women are more likely to have a one night stand with a buff guy... while the toned guys have more of a shot for a follow-up session... My scrawny ass usually can't get to first base... Damn eating disorder...

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2007-07-06T07:03:00.000-07:00

Poison's Bret Michaels will have his show "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels" on VH1 it will be a suitor show but have lingerie mud football tattoos, nakedness and fist fights... My kinda show... It starts July 15Th...

Aerosmith's Steven Tyler admits forgetting lyrics while on stage... It's not cause he is getting old, his mind becomes milky when young groupies flash him in the front row... I flashed him my man boobs last time around.

Van Halen has been rumored to embarking on tour this September with Eddie, Alex & Wolfgang Van Halen--Diamond Dave will be on vocals... Arenas have started holding dates... It's never true until you hear the first cord just remember that....

"Everybody Wants Some: The Van Halen Saga" will be released August 31st by some Guitarworld.com guy?

3 stage hands at a Stones Show were tearing down the set in Madrid last Thursday. All of a sudden the 3 fell onto another stage hand 33 feet under them... 2 of them died. Beware of falling Stones...

Ozzy Osbourne listed his Top 5 Hard Rock Bands on Spinner.com: 1. Led Zeppelin 2. Motorhead 3. Nirvana 4. Green Day and 5. Black Sabbath...

Motely Crue's Tommy Lee is dating Rod Stewart's Daughter Kimberly Stewart who is only 17 years younger than him... Tommy "DO YOU THINK SHE'S SEXY"... Because I do!!!! Her dad and brother suck though, that's for sure.

On Zeppelin Reunion Robert Plant stated "if there was a reunion, then there wouldn't be enough doctors to support it!"

Live Earth is Saturday on 7 continents the concert will include such groups as the Chili Peppers, Beastie Boys, Genesis, Roger Waters and The Police just to name a few...

Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder will drop his first solo album sometime this year word around the campfire is it will be a soundtrack???

Jacko has been house shopping around Maryland? By law he has to introduce himself to the neighbors... Hey, kids their is going to be a new amusement park in your neighborhood... Boyland???

Bill Clinton while making his rounds with the wife in Iowa was mistaken for his double Bob Barker??? He was carrying a rose-stem mic and was warning everyone to get their pets spayed and neutered...

Miss New Jersey is being blackmailed to turn in her crown so some kind of photos won't be leaked??? Nudie, I hope!

Joey Chestnutt is the Hot Dog King... He inhaled 66 Nathan's Hot Dogs on July 4Th.

Carlos "Slim" Helu passed Bill Gates this week as the World's Richest Man. There is an $8.6 Billion Dollar difference Helu is worth 56.2 Billion. Gates was the richest man since 1995...

Transformers is cleaning every ones clock at the box office... the buzz is all about a trailer before the movie- Cloverfield or Clover is what it is listed as on IMDB.com... J.J. Abrams one of the creators of lost is involved... Expect it to be weird!

The NFL is looking into popularize Football in China? Could it work?

Brad Pitt was rumored to be in the remake of 'Bullitt'... I say Bull$*it to that...

20% of your co-workers have hooked up at the office!!! Awesome...

Not so cool... Go with the Plea if it is offered... Northwestern University found that American Juries screw it up 1 out of 6 times. Juries have sent 25% of innocent people to jail. Judges wrongfully convicted 37% of people. If your thinking the other way only a little over 1o% of guilty people were let loose by judges or juries.

This is absurd: A 35 year old man and his wife were not so happy with their love life... The answer to all boredom in the sack is finding a swinging couple. The man didn't want to be involved he just wanted to watch his wife and the other couple and another woman... So he watched this four-some later the German guy broke off his marriage for the 35 year old man's wife. Get this the 35 year old sued the German for what is called "Alienation of Affection Law". Only 8 states have this and Illinois is one of them... The final sum the jury gave the 35 year old man was 4,802.87...

This is dirty play. The police in Orlando dressed up as Uncle Sam on the 4Th of July and had radar on their outfits. Instead of some crazy guy in the holiday spirit the Fuzz handed out 275 speeding tickets at a minimum of $80 a pop.

The National Institute has released their study on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism saying every alcoholic fits into one of 5 categories... If the person is an alcoholic isn't that obvious that they have a problem... But at least they can admit it...

A new survey shows that the number 1 reason people bail on their jobs is their bosses behavior! I could have told you that...

Men's Health had a poll... 31% of men said the sexiest sport for women is volleyball... Let's clear this up Beach Volleyball is good... Broken noses from getting spiked on isn't so hot though...

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2007-06-28T04:48:00.000-07:00

It's spreading again... No, I used my Valtrex... Seriously though, Led Zeppelin Reuniting??? Supposedly the band is reuniting for a tribute to Atlantic Records Founder Ahmet Ertegun who passed away in December... If things go well we might just see a reunion tour... Nothing is true until you're at the show!

Remember Nirvana's Nevermind Album? Who could forget the baby in the pool and the money on the fish hook? Well the baby on the cover Spencer Elden turns 16 on July 9Th... How old does that make you feel?

Velvet Revolver's New Album "Libertad" will be on shelves soon... The band members drug habits didn't stay on the shelves while recording. The only two members who didn't relapse were Dave Kushner and surprisingly Scott Weiland!

Aerosmith and Joan Jett will supposedly embark on a tour running from Sept. 8Th to the 22Nd right now...

Bon Jovi has their first #1 album since 1988... 'Lost Highway' sold 292,000 copies.

When you get a lap dance from someone you want a pro? Or so I've heard... Well Pamela Anderson is using her good name to possibly start a business venture... A chain of strip clubs called "Lap Land"... I'm there with a roll of ones and my Hep C pills or wait-Vitamin C pills, sorry!!

Hugh Hefner has had some lap dances in his life I'm sure... Oh now he'll have a movie called 'Playboy'... No concrete details on the movie of yet...

It's the 40Th Anniversary of the "Summer of Love" that was celebrated back in 1967... So people are still celebrating just need other pills now to party!!!

Boston Red Sox Pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka is releasing an album? Not of his works but his favorites songs... It will be called "Music From the Mound" and is scheduled for a July 17Th release. Portions of the Proceeds will be donated to charities. He doesn't need the money they paid him $52 million just to talk to him...

Beer drinkers beware! Texas and Georgia is Australian for Beer Maker!!! That is right Foster's will now be brewed by Miller in Fort Worth and Albany to cut shipping costs and put more money into advertising!!!

According to Men's Fitness Tiger Woods described taking care of a new baby is like taking care of a puppy... True, but Child Services probably wouldn't think so...

Tiger Woods was America's Favorite Athlete for the 2ND straight year! Harris Interactive had Derek Jeter, Michael Jordan, Brett Favre, Lebron James, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Tim Duncan, Peyton Manning, Kobe Bryant, and Tom Brady as the Top 10 Athletes... I love how no one roots for the loser anymore!!!

13 year old Kaitlyn Lasitter was the girl who lost her feet while riding The Superman Tower of Power in Louisville, Kentucky at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom... A cord stabilizing the ride broke and wrapped around the girls feet while the ride plummeted 177 feet downward at 54 miles per hour!!! Ouch... The girl is in stable condition judging by reports. There was no mention if her feet were reattached... I smell lawsuit!!!

Wow, have another one! 45 year old Rebecca Lingbloom's blood-alcohol was more than 6-times the legal limit 2 hours after she was arrested? A BAC of .50 Washington State said it was a record... I couldn't imagine holding that record. What do they do give you a plaque? Put your name on the Brewery?

Cell Phones are taking over! Something like a 1,000 new people sign-up for cell phones by the minute! Apparently by the of the year the entire planet will be in my network?

While reading up on Reuters the other day a new poll shows 16 to 24 year old individuals would give up a lot of stuff for their cell phones... 27% would rather give up coffee
25% would give up sex
18% would give up alcohol
33% said they wouldn't give up their cell phone for $2 million?????
So people need to think about what they are saying... the only reason I have a cell phone is so I don't miss a party, hook up, or a chance to trade it in for $2 million!!!

An Alaskan High School Student was suspended this week after the Supreme Court upheld a ruling that a 14 ft. banner that read "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" does not encompass freedom of speech for a students right to speak in public schools. My Jesus doesn't smoke. My Jesus wears a Tuxedo T-shirt cause my Jesus likes to Party... He plays lead guitar in a Lynyrd Skynyrd Angel Band and I'm in the Front Row Hammered Drunk! (Talladega Nights)

Takeru Kobyashi the competitive eater is missing this years 4Th of July Hot Dog Stuffing! He has severe arthritis and can not even open his jaw... Jenna Jameson has that happen sometimes!

'Venus Envy' is a possible new reality show heading to TV... This one takes a Maxim Model and tries to hook HER up with a same sex companion! I'm there at least for an episode!

The American Bald Eagle is no longer an endangered species list... Now, if I could just get some of the money they are printed on in my pocket.

Yao Ming of the Houston Rockets is tying-the-knot... His 6-foot-2 bride may need a step later to kiss the 7-foot-6 Center...

Is Indiana Jones old? Well check out if the 4 edition in the series shows Harrison Fords age!
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2007-06-21T04:22:00.000-07:00

The Original Boston is getting back together after decades... Too bad it takes losing a lead singer to bring the boiling waters to a simmer. So mark your calendars, August 19Th. That will be the Tribute to the 'Man With the Golden Voice' the Late Brad Delp... R.I.P.

Motley Crue is suing one of their managers for Diverting Revenue from the Group to Tommy Lee's activities... The guy also

Now Joe Perry is a true Rock Star! The Aerosmith Guitarist said a party life style isn't for everyone it's all in a person's genes... What's in the groupies jeans is what really keeps you young? Be honest Joe... Penicillin helps, too!

Cover songs and Movie Remakes are usually major disappointments... That leads me to, "The 100 Worst Cover Songs of All-Time": Kashmir- Puff Daddy #96
Sympathy for the Devil- Natalie Merchant at #91
Give a little bit- Goo Goo Dolls at #82
Purple Haze- Winger at #75
Dirty Laundry- Lisa Marie Presley at #46
Edge of Seventeen- Lindsay Lohan #35
Smells Like Teen Spirit- Tori Amos #33
Sweet Child of Mine- Sheryl Crow #31
The list will continue to be made at RetroCRUSH.com.

Bon Jovi has been busy! The band released their new album 'Lost Highway' Tuesday. They will also perform on MTV's Unplugged Series tomorrow night at 7. Also, Richie Sambora explained that he didn't enter rehab for a week, it was DETOX! Oh, sorry Richie our bad...

It has also been rumored that rock acts such as Mellencamp, Bon Jovi, and others are leaning towards country because radio stations think the bands are over the hill... Mellencamp would reply to that in my head "I'll burn all your pink houses down!!!!"

A middle school in Virginia has outlawed all touching like hand-holding, hand-shaking and high-fives??? All the fathers that have daughters in that school just let out a big sigh of relief! The students asked if mouth touching counted... "Sorry, Ms. Smith Shelly need mouth to mouth and bare chest compressions!!!"

Talk about the RIGHT to remain silent and another 'Super Troopers' Situation... A hot little minx out of New Hampshire was driving home and was pulled over for DUI. She groped one officer a couple of time to get out of the ticket... When the Officer wasn't buying "the beef jerky" the 21 year old model was selling... She started throwing punches at him. Ahh... I'm buying, I'm buying... As long as the goods aren't harmed while her sentence is being served!!!

According to research out of the University of Oregon giving money to charity activates the same pleasure centers as food and sex!!! So if you can't find a date Friday, go drop some money in one of those pan-handlers cups on the exits of S.P.I.D! You'll need a smoke afterward!

A new survey showed 67% of women have dated younger men and 49% of men have dated older women... Gravity played a big role in these relationships... Women like guys who can get it up and Guys like Chicks who are down to earth!!!! (rim shot)

WalMart got rid of their blue vests... It's about time...

NBC may make a move to pick up Jon Stewart after his contract is up with Comedy Central. Stewart is available to move to NBC after next year... Rumors are flying, NBC wants Leno to stay and will buyout Conan's contract for $40 million. This would leave an opening for Stewart in Conan's time slot? Conan Rules.... But in the year Two Thooouuusssannnddd Eight he could be out???

Hillary Clinton spoofed "The Sopranos" Finale on the web to unveil her campaign song... (blackout) Celine Dion's "You and I"... All the damn songs in the world and she picked the worst one EVER!!!! From a Canadian none the less???

Paris is out of prison on Monday... Does anyone care? Except the next person she'll give VD!

It is a baby extravaganza: Tiger Woods, Kevin James, Jeff Gordon, Julia Roberts all added a new addition to their families... they all have hot wives except Julia who is nothing to kick out of bed... I'm just glad people are still making babies (that's the fun part) adoption is great but Brangelina has us covered on that aspect!

A.C. Slater has the best male celebrity chest states "In Touch Weekly"! Mario Lopez was followed by Hugh Jackman, Matthew McConaughey, Josh Dummel, and John Mayer rounded out the Top 5! What I didn't get an honorable mention?

This fall, NBC's "The Office" will be back on the air and in your gaming console? MumboJumbo has acquired the rights to make a video game of the show... Dwight Schrute will conquer all!!!

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2007-06-15T05:06:00.000-07:00

Legendary Rockers Tom Petty, Eric Clapton and Slash are writing autobiographies that will be released this fall... Every Chapter is called Drugs!!!

The Rolling Stones are 4Th on this years Forbes Celebrity 100 List with $88 million based on earnings, Internet presence and press coverage... Other Classic Rockers that you may want to ask for a loan- Bon Jovi, U2, Springsteen and Elton John all made the list.

Bon Jovi's Richie Sambora went to rehab last week at the UCLA Medical Center... He's out. That was 12 steps already?

Perry Farrell pin-pointed the reality show "Til Death Do Us Part" as the reason for breaking up Jane's Addiction.

Father's Day is Sunday! The most collect calling day of the year... Is it the college daughter calling on dad's dime or did dad celebrate and end up in the clink?

Spike TV's Survey showed 62% of men go to their mothers on how to be a better dad???

Now for our sick fact of the Blog: Women are attracted to guys that look like their dad's... Durham University in England found that women who had a good childhood relationship with their fathers look for the same characteristics in their men... The other side of the coin the rougher relationships, the women were turned off by the same facial features... So I wonder why some women marry guy's the same age as their dads?

If Bill from the cubicle next to you wants to go out as an office tonight for drinks... GO! Over half of executives and almost 2/3 of workers say it helps productivity by being friends with co-workers... I just wish the new chick would ask me out for drinks! (and she would pay)

Summer Break- college students are out looking for those hard to find exclusive internships... Bill Clinton has finally learned. He has two interns this year. One for play and one to look out for Hillary! (rim shot)

Seattle is considering banning city employees from making microwave popcorn. Apparently, Cave People work for the city as their have been evacuations in the Justice Center, Mayor's Office and Municipal Tower... New Rule: Make the popcorn before you smoke-up!

Lebron James had his second kid... Bryce Maximus (Decimatedus in the Playoffus). MJ I think a few years off!

We may just happen to get a spin-off that could work!!! NBC is kicking around the idea of "The Office" spin-off featuring Dwight Schrute... I am watching this one like a hawk!!

Supposedly, Former Journey-man Steve Perry wouldn't sign off on 'Don't Stop Believing' being played in the final season of the Sopranos until he knew the ending... So he knew the ending before it was aired...

Speaking of Journey, Jeff Scott Soto has been dumped by the band... The bands representation said the band is going a different direction... I hope it's on tour with Steve Perry! The Sopranos can save Rock 'N Roll Bands. Call Pink Floyd!!!

"Fletch Won" the prequel to the Chevy Chase Movies get it's wings again with Joshua Jackson playing a young Fletch instead of the original casted 'Scrubs Actor' Zach Braff...

If your lady gets stressed out a new study out of Switzerland showed that spooning is the best medicine... Guys settle for the old stoke of the ego or what follows after spooning, if you play your cards right! Cue the porn music...

Stop the presses... Guys aren't the only perverts while they sleep! Women have just as many sex dreams as men. They just differ: Men's are more visual fantasy based while women's deal with relationships. Men's dreams are more about group relations and sex in public that feature a stranger. Women's are more likely to be about someone famous and when that's not the case the partner is either a current or past partner. (What about the one clown woman? Oh wait, that goes under fantasy!!!!)

The U.S. is the 40Th hardest drinking country in the world. The World Health Organization, found that the average American drinks 2.27 gallons of alcohol a year. That's 24 12-ounce cans of beer??? LIARS!!!!! The Irish finished 2ND (38.6 cans) behind Luxembourg (47.3 cans). The good news is that we need more practice... That's the fun part!!!

Don 'Mr. Wizard' Hebert passed away this weekend at the age of 89.

Takeru Kobayashi the July 4Th Nathan's Hot Dog King may be ducking Joey Chestnut in this years contest...Chestnut recently inhaled 59 hot dogs and buns in 12 minutes!!! Is it lunchtime yet!

Matthew McConaughey was People's Sexiest Bachelor... I was disappointed I finished a close 2ND.
6-15-07

Incase you missed it...

2007-06-06T05:06:00.000-07:00

AC/DC Drummer Phil Rudd got out of an assault charge in New Zealand because it would impact his musical career??? He bumped chests with some broad and held a clenched fist to an exes face. Rock N Roll Ain't Noise Pollution (it's defense)
For Those About to Rock We Salute you (with a clenched fist)
(Rock Star) Jailbreak
Touch too Much (and don't go to jail cause your a rock star)
What do you do for the Money Honey (don't think about taking me to court)

Bon Jovi Guitarist Richie Sambora is apparently drinking? That is why Denise Richards left him and why he was a no-show for American Idol... I would have to drink for American Idol too...

Bon Jovi will be the 1st artist featured on MTV's "Unplugged" Series June 22ND... The Police will perform sometime in July... The Stone were going to be contacted but they figured the "Plug was pulled on Keith a long time ago".... (rim shot)

Michael Jackson pocketed a $10 million paycheck for showing up at a birthday party for Brunei's Prince Azim... Then, Mike immediately left when he found out the Prince was 25! (rim shot)

Michael Jackson has an auction going on in Vegas selling all his stuff contracts, memorabilia, and if you find any boys pants.... They're guaranteed to be half off!!! (sicko)

In a new study women say a good personality is "sexier" than being large in the package area. I've spent most of my adult life home in front of the TV. I'm funny... Tells you something.
85% of women say they are happy with their man's size...
90% say it is the not the size of your light saber... It's Girth Vader and the amount of Force involved... I don't know why I went all Star Wars there... Oh, yeah that is why I haven't scored.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Larry David are both getting divorces from their wives...

Dr. Death, Jack Kevorkian is out on bail, out of jail, California Dreamin'... What is his next gig going to be... One caller said an animal kill shelter.... I replied, "with Michael Vick!"

Braves Minor League Manager, Phil Wellman questioned if he was in fact his last name "well man". With his tirade of removing bases, covering home plate with dirt, crawling to the rosin bag on the pitcher's mound and throwing it like a grenade the skipper received a 3 game suspension...

This would get me to watch American Idol... In the Philippines a man was shot dead in a karaoke bar by a security guard for singing out of tune. Take that William Hung! Now, if we could just get rid of the judges...

Don't eat off your toilet seat or your car for that matter? An English Study showed that your car holds 330,000 times more bacteria than your toilet seat... That moldy french-fry would be the death of me I knew it!

Smoking out of a Hookah may be a 100 times worse for you than smoking a cigarette? Guess I'll just have to smoke something else out of my Hookah!

This had to happened in Texas... A few weeks ago the San Antonio Express reported that two nephews were drinking at their uncles house (trailer?). The boys then got into a fight about who was older- instead of saying their birth dates and figuring it out they fought it out! On of the guys grabbed the always handy... Pitchfork. When the 53 year old uncle stepped in he was stabbed! The nephew who stabbed him was 26... No word yet on the age of the other boy? "Whad ya say....Dem's Pitchfork'in words" or "I'm older go Pitchfork yourself..."

Incase you missed it...

2007-05-24T04:31:00.000-07:00

Former Styx Bassist Chuck Panozzo is gay? It's in his new book, "The Grand Illusion: Love, Lies, and My Life with Styx." Panozzo talks about secretly being gay and in a rock band... Mr. Roboto didn't fool anyone...

Courtney Love is sick... I know you already knew that! But this time she has good reason a Doc Martens ran an ad in the U.K. featuring Kurt Cobain in an Angelic Rob pushing their shoes? No permission was apparently given to the company to do such a thing. They also use other dead rock stars in their ads too...

Chalk this up under: The Parental Talks You Do Not Want To Have!
Pamela Anderson had to come clean about her sex tape with her kids due to the fact that they wanted to see Borat!!!

Comedy Central is Roasting Flavor Flav August 12th. I know I'm just as shocked as you!

Paris Hilton has a Panic Alarm on her while she serves out her 23-day sentence... Sorry, Paris no electronics allowed in the shower... Now that is a sex tape!

Jordin Sparks won American Idol... This story as useless as the one above...

New study shows that one alcoholic beverage a day may prevent memory loss and dementia later in life... But a lot of alcoholic drinks does not prevent this or time travel (blacking out) at all!

Lauren Handel of Philly made a retractable hi-heeled shoe called the Camileon... You think a guy would have made this product. So it wouldn't hurt as bad when women walked all over them? Oh wait it still hurts they cost $260 to $305...

If you ever scale Mount Everest now you can tell people about it... On your Cell!!! China Telecom put a Tower at the base of the mountain. "Can you hear me now?" Good cause I can't feel my toes!

A 31-year-old man in a wheelchair was pulled over in Germany because he was driving his wheelchair in the middle of the road... Who would give the handi-capable guy a ticket? Oh wait, he was drunk--10 times the legal limit to be exact!!!

I question this stories reliability... Nope, I meant Virginity! An 18-year old fashion student who change her name to KATEE HOLMES (different spelling than Tom Cruise's Wife) and wants to start a porn career. The kicker is she says she is a virgin? She said "I know losing my virginity on camera is extreme. But how many people wished they could relive their first experience, if not to remember it but to learn from it, right?" Are you accepting applications for partners! I have a volunteer for you, Katee...

Incase you missed it

2007-05-18T04:47:00.000-07:00

ZZ Top said they want to head back into the the studio, once they have time and can get a deal done! Dusty Hill said they have enough written material. He even referenced one song that had been in the works for 20 years??? Most bands aren't even around 20 years let alone writing one song.

Pink Floyd played a Tribute to the late Syd Barrett... You guessed it, the band played as two entities, Roger Waters played alone...

Dukes of Hazzard's John Schneider put his General Lee (the Orange '69 Dodge Charger) back on eBay as the collector who previously bought the car backed out on his $10 million bid...

Cornell University Scientists have gained the attention of the military after their development of a line of clothing that repel bacteria and flu viruses. Can't they throw mosquitoes, terrorists, roadside bombs, bullets, and knives in their too?

A University in Australia is looking out for you... The did a study that showed "Your Face is Your Key to Pleasure Town". Women say a man's face is twice as important as his body... Guys put about 1 and a half times more emphasis on a woman's face. I'd like to see the Drunk Statistics on this one... As George Carlin once said, "I've never had a 10, but one night I had 5 - 2's."

12,000 women can't be wrong! That is the number of women surveyed by Glamour on "sexual fantasies". The Results are in: 69% say they fantasize about having Group Relations.
30% being Spanked.
27% being in a Porno.
20% being with another woman.
12% being kidnapped...
Well, let me get my buddies, the paddle, a camera, a girlfriend, and my ski mask???

Tom Selleck not only has the best 'stache in the biz... He also has a backbone! He turned down an undoubtedly big pay day to make a cameo in an upcoming "Magnum P.I. Movie"... Higgins I'm sure didn't get a call!!!

Jared of Subway fame has a nasty habit...It's Porn! Could be worse, right? While at Indiana University he apparently was the resident porn connoisseur... I guess the only way this guy would get a piece is if he ordered it on the his sub.

America Ferrara who plays Ugly Betty had her smile insured by a London Company for $10 million. Can you imagine Keith Richards premiums if he tried to get his carcass insured!!!

Incase you missed it!

2007-05-08T10:18:00.000-07:00

Can you imagine Freddie Mercury of Queen with his face in some guys ass? Don't answer that! Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen) was rumored to play the late front man of Queen in an upcoming movie... Stop the presses, Borat's Reps say it's not true!!!

Hey Red Rocker, can I have a loan? Sammy Hagar sold 80% of the stock in his Cabo Wabo Tequila to an Italian Beverage Company for a reported $80 million....

Alice Cooper might just drop a Double Album on us next year called Spider... It's a concept album about a serial killer.

Deja Vu?? We've heard this before but it is worth starting again... AC/DC is reported to drop their double DVD in September. That will supposedly be followed by a new album in the beginning of 2008 and we may smell a tour.

Apparently 4 tracks of the Chinese Democracy Album from Guns N Roses have leaked. I can hear Axl crying as we speak. That's what you get for making us wait for 14 years for a disc! Downloading wasn't even possible back when the album was supposed to hit shelves...

Pamela Anderson was quoted as wanting to see Scarlett Johansson naked....Good, I'm not alone!

Bo Duke, who is really John Schneider has sold his replica General Lee (1969 Dodge Charger) for $10 million! For that kind of money, Daisy better be ready to go in the backseat!!!

The NBA doesn't like drinking... Well their coaches at press conferences at least! The league put the wood to Warriors Coach Don Nelson for bringing a Bud Light to an interview! Can you say new commercial campaign!

Oscar Dela Hoya lost his title on Saturday Night to Floyd Mayweather Jr. But his smokin' hot wife Millie told him she was pregnant... It will be the couples 2ND child and the "Golden Boy's" 4Th...

An all female law firm put up a billboard in Chicago that reads, "Life's Short. Get a Divorce." There are some risque pictures on the billboard also..... Officials say it is promoting divorce??? I'd say it is causing accidents!!
I saw nip...

Two Wal-Mart Shoplifters in Alabama dodge prison by being embarrassed... The two men had to wear sandwich boards that read "I am a thief: I stole from Wal-Mart"... Are the jails that crowded that we only embarrass people now? What ever happened to beating people up also?

Incase you missed it....

2007-04-27T04:37:00.000-07:00

This weekend, the "Sunday Times" in Britain will release their Top 1000 Wealthiest People in the U.K.! I'm not on it if you wondered... But many Classic Rockers are:

Former Beatles Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and the estate of the late George Harrison combined for more than $2 billion.
The Stones are worth $1.1 billion... Mick has $428 million of that...
U2 combined for $970 million. Why don't they help with Poverty??
David Gilmour and Roger Waters of Pink Floyd have $170 million...
Brian May and Roger Taylor of Queen tallied almost $150 million each...
Clapton has $279 million!!!

Someone has an album to promote! You guessed it! Jon Bon Jovi Songs will be the center point of American Idol next week! Now You not only "GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME" but so does some talentless waste of space! At least we know Simon will give bad marks....

Richard Gere is going to be on India's Most Wanted! No, really though he is a wanted man for kissing their most famous actress Shilpa Shetty on the cheek during an AIDS Awareness Rally earlier this month! See what Public Displays of Affection will get you? Stop sitting on the same side of the booth also!!! It's weird!

Hugh Grant was arrested in England for throwing a can of baked beans at a photographer! Now that is what I call "Beans N Wienies"...

Which Hollywood Celeb would you most like to look in their closet? America says in order 1) Oprah; 2) Bill Gates; 3) Jay Leno; 4) Tiger Woods.... The celeb no one wanted to peek in his closet was Tom Cruise!!! You know the rest of this one....

This one might be a little too risque for some of my audience, so I'll give it a PG-13 Rating! Yesterday, Jack Valenti the man who instituted the Movie Rating System died at the age of 85 years old...

Speaking of Ratings, the V-chip and TV Ratings are not working... The FCC has approached Congress about pushing programs with sexual and violent content after 10pm. What?? Now, our youth will have to get their hands on explicit material the old fashion way... The stack of magazines in the garage, while we're at work and they're home from school.

Friends or Benefits... Is that the saying?

2007-04-23T05:36:00.000-07:00

Oh, it's Friends with Benefits!!!

Doesn't seem to be paying off for the Clinton's... What am I talking about? Last week, on Larry King Live, Bill Clinton slipped and said that Al Gore may run for the Democratic Nomination in 2008! Well that puts Clinton in a little bit of a hot spot. His wife Hillary Rodham Clinton is also running for the ticket...

By the numbers:
Married Couples have 182 arguments every year.
Most of those are over Domestic Chores
Not Listening to one another
Lack of Sex
Lack of Money
and the Remote Control.

63% of people say regular arguments make for a healthy relationship. Make-up sex is better for most, I guess...

Have you ever had an issue like this where it was your wife or your friend? Who did you choose? The one thing I do know the Clinton's have had some good topics for arguments!!!!

The Most Romantic City! The Burgh...

2007-04-23T05:30:00.000-07:00

Screw the State of Virginia... Pittsburgh is for Lovers...

THE MOST ROMANTIC CITY IN THE COUNTRY IS....PITTSBURGH????

I continued to laugh as I'm sure you did!!!

Cialis did the study and using data from Sperling's BestPlaces based on the eighth-highest marriage rate, second-lowest divorce rate, highest flower sales, and second highest candy sales rate!!! Doesn't that mean that the guy screws up? If he is buying candy and flowers! I've seen the news: Bill from Bloomfield punching his old lady wearing a Faneca Jersey in the face seems to lack romance... But as long as Bill pops a Cialis afterwards and lays the wood to her, that's all that counts.... And that Faneca reports to camp soon of course!

If you care Salt Lake City, Utah was 2 which screams romance! I guess you have to show one of your 12 wives love at some point! Raleigh-Durham, Providence, Charlotte, Hartford, Minneapolis-St.Paul, Rochester, and Texas Love Representing with Dallas, and Houston rounding out the Top 10...

Incase you missed it...

2007-04-20T04:49:00.000-07:00

It's 4-20 remember to take a second and pause for the cause... Now pass it to the right!

Alec Baldwin left a nasty message on his daughters phone where he calls her a little pig and threatens to straighten her ass out. It is ashamed that this is now on the Internet! Family issues are definitely better behind closed doors. Baldwin blames his ex-wife Kim Bassinger for leaking the message!

Greg Oden the Ohio St. Monster Freshman has declared his eligibility for the NBA Draft. Who will go #1? Kevin Durant of Texas or Oden!

Speaking of #1's who will be the top pick (top backwards is pot) in the NFL Draft at the end of this month... It's 4-20 and Georgia Tech Wide out Calvin Johnson, Clemson DE Gaines Adams, and Louisville DT Amobi Okoye have all admitted to using marijuana in their player interviews...

Presidential Candidate D John Edwards paid $400 for a haircut? Hello, Deficit!!!

Senator John McCain and Presidential Hopeful addressed a VFW the other day and when asked about Iran he joked with a parody of the Beach Boys "Barbara Ann" with "Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran". Weird Al instantly shipped his $2,300 maximum campaign contribution!

Joan Rivers was booted as the TV Guide Channels Red Carpet Correspondent. Thank You!!! The only plastic that matters on the red carpet is in the dresses... T&A sells itself!

It was reported that high school couples spend a combined $1000 on their prom? A vintage leisure suit (baby blue), some white shoes, a corsage and a bucket of chicken... total $50... More beer money afterwards right? Did I say that out loud? Condom money!

Incase you missed it...

2007-04-18T04:52:00.000-07:00

Ride Led Zeppelin? I'm sure many groupies have at one point or another... Now, it is every one's turn because "Led Zeppelin-The Ride" will open at the Hard Rock Park in Myrtle Beach, SC in 2008. The bands classic "Whole Lotta Love" will be the theme song for the ride! "Led Zeppelin-The Ride" you think they could have at least worked on a name????

U2's Bono and Edge have signed on to write the pop/rock music and lyrics for a Spiderman musical for Broadway... Does anyone else think Bono wants to be a superhero? Give this guy some tights and slap a B inside of a triangle on his chest... He can mingle with worldly leaders, made a run at a Nobel Peace Prize, sings in one of the most powerful bands in the world, and saves countries from AIDS or at least tries? Super BONO!!!

Eddie Van Halen is no superhero! He is clean at this point after a stint in rehab... He will be the honorary race official for this weekend's Nextel Cup Race in Phoenix... Nothing like throwing an alcoholic into the belly of the beast! I can see Eddie streaking like Ricky Bobby after a few nips off the Jim Beam!

Def Leppard have some tag team partners. They are Styx and Foreigner as they will hit the road this summer for a massive tour starting June 27Th in Cincinnati!

Ozzy's new album "Black Rain" will hit the shelves at your local record store May 22nd. If you can't wait or you like Black Mail pre-order your copy online so you insure your code for the Free Ozzfest concerts this summer...

Alice Cooper's autobiography "Alice Cooper, Golf Monster: A Rock N Roller's 12 Steps to Becoming a Golf Addict" and judging by the title a long winded one is due May 1st!

If you and your wife, mother, or significant other fight about how much work is done in your household... Ex. If she says "I do the laundry, cook, clean, take care of the kids, go to work and if you add up all the work... I deserve this astronomical amount of money!" Tell her to stick it next time. Three Economists one right here in Texas say that by the numbers in the National Bureau of Economic Research shows that men and women do exactly the same amount of work on average! Men: 5.2 at the office and 2.7 at home. Women: 3.4 at the office and 4.5 at home. Both equal 7.9 hours of work a day. You have to realize certain weeks vary as to who does more or less! Now, find something else to fight about!

Mystery To Me?

2007-04-18T04:46:00.000-07:00

Mystery To Me?
These are some of life's little mysteries...
And they are driving me nuts!!
If you can answer any of these Mysteries....
Email me your answer: ben@classicrock1045.com
Or the same address if you have a Mystery to You!

1. When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
2. Why are they called Black Lights, when the light is purple?
3. If pro is the opposite of con and progress means moving forward, then what is Congress?
4. Can a homeless person be sentenced to house arrest?
5. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic is called "rush hour"?
6. Why is it good to score under par in golf, but it's bad to be "under par" in everything else?

Kevin Costner's Band? Weird, I know!

2007-04-09T08:44:00.000-07:00

When did the actor/musician become cool?

I don't mind seeing the occasional musician in a movie, but vice versa I'm just not buying it!
Some memorable cameos: Flea from the Chili Peppers as a nihilist in "The Big Lebowski".
Anthony Keidis also of the Chili Peppers as a red-neck in a monster truck in "The Chase".
Alice Cooper in Wayne's World.

But actors playing memorable music on stage is just not working for me!
Jared Leto is probably the best one with 30 Seconds to Mars and that is sad.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l45LbMbCe6o
Bruce Willis tries...not hard enough though!
Dan Akroyd is barely tolerable...
Steven Segal is horrible... http://youtube.com/watch?v=xpHCBKLNM3s
Iced- T was a singer- Now actor who is best known for the song "Cop Killer"...Enough said!
The cheerleader chick from Heroes is releasing an album soon.

And Kevin Costner gets in the mix now with "The Kevin Costner Band"! Old Tin Cup should be playing outside of a coffee shop with just that a tin cup for change. Apparently, Kev paid a promoter from Mahee Worldwide Ventures $4 million to promote his and with advertisements on the Internet and TV for the next 5 years. Mahee Worldwide did nothing of the sort! Thank, God! But now the band is suing the promoter for the money.

Here is a link to you an earache:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YA2aG4JXhyw

Here are some names that better fit the band's image:
The UnRockables
Rockin Hood
If You Play It they will Come!
For the Love of the Guitar
Dances with Wolves: at least something is dances!
Body Guard
A few more miles to Graceland
Rockin Hood
Durham Bull S&!*
Crash

Incase you missed it

2007-04-06T05:09:00.000-07:00

Roger Daltrey of The Who admitted a long time rumor was true. Keith Moon did actually drive a car into a Flint, Michigan Holiday Inn Pool. He knows it's true he was there and they received the $50,000 bill... More Rock & Roll Rumors coming on next weeks show...

44% of golfers take a drop on the course... I'm not talking about a drop shot. I'm saying, they drop their drawls! The other night while playing some twilight golf you really saw the moon on the 9Th green... It was probably some drunk in the bushes! A new survey shows 44% of 25-55 year old golfers (women too) have relieved themselves on the golf course. 66% think it's fine to drink while on the course, which one probably leads to the other... And 22% of golfers have had a nasty run in with poison oak or ivy. Word to the wise don't mix all 3!

George Clooney while shooting the movie "Leathermen" in North Carolina bought a 25 cent cup of lemonade from a lemonade stand for $20. Then took pictures with the children's mothers and their friends. I can see where this is headed... You sly dog, you Clooney...

The Castle Doctrine goes into effect September 1st. So let the home & vehicle intruder hunting begin! The Bill will make it legal to use deadly force on anyone who breaks into your home while your inside... Now, in Texas by law you have to use all your efforts to escape the house unless you use quote on quote self-defense while being attacked...

Bradley University in Illinois just put out a study that shows "Mate Poaching" is a major problem in relationships! "Mate Poaching" is when one person in a relationship was stole from another. 1 out of 5 couples meet while one is seriously in a relationship. If you think you're safe in your relationship think again: "Mate Poaching" happens across all age groups, couples, marriages, serious dating, and even across 50 different countries. Supposedly the Poaching is chalked up to finding the best partner to mate with and competitiveness. In North America 62% of men and 40% of women have stolen a partner. 47% of men and 32% of women have given into poaching and cheated! The ones most likely to be poached and cheat are the sexually attractive, people who are sexually open and the ones that describe themselves as open to new experiences... Is this you? Well call me! ha.

Cars, Wine and Work...

2007-04-03T08:05:00.000-07:00

The 25Th Anniversary of Knight Riders debut is nearing... Remember the talking car? KITT... The black, 1982 Pontiac Trans Am is being offered up at an astonishing 150 thousand dollars at a Dublin auto dealership. How much tail could you pull with KITT? As long as Hasselhoff isn't in the car with you, it's like an automatic score!

Grab a snifter of Manilow... Not Merlot- Manilow as is Barry Manilow. This guy has a wine line as I call it. He's not the only one though: The Crue's Vince Neil owns Vince Vineyards
Bob Dylan has Planet Waves Vintage
Francis Ford Coppola, Mario Andretti, and Joe Montana have winery's as well
Sting's line comes from Italy but is only for family and friends.
I guess there is a lot of money in wine... So grab some grapes and get stomping but wash your feet first!! I will stick to beer for that reason and that reason alone.

In the Classic Rock Men's Minute we looked at productivity in the office once again. This time the difference between smokers and non-smokers. Smokers take a lot of breaks.... to smoke of course! Is it fair that smokers get to go outside while on the clock? A new study shows people who smoke get more time off than you think. People who smoke take an average of 11 more days off a year than their non-smoking colleagues. By the numbers, out of 14,000 workers surveyed, an average of 25 sick days were taken off a year...
Smokers called in sick an extra 11 days more than non-smokers.
There was no huge difference in sick leave between men & women.
The reasons given for smokers taking so much time off were they chose riskier jobs and have poorer overall health. Do you think this would be cause for less productivity? Will bosses start to hire non-smokers more of the time?

April Fool's Weekend

2007-04-02T04:15:00.000-07:00

I'm sure there were a lot of lame groaners over this past weekend!

The lamest had to be Brittany Spears being named the Most Foolish American. She beat Paris Hilton, G.W. Bush, O.J., Mel Gibson, Lisa Nowak, and Michael Richards just to name a few???
Kevin Federline didn't even make the list. He came out smelling like roses in his relationship with Brittany. They recently finalized the divorce which he will get a million dollars, 50/50 split of custody, and half of the money after selling their Malibu Mansion...

George Hamilton is the front-runner to replace Bob Barker as host of 'The Price is Right'. The change may happen after Barker retires in June. Can I see the price of the spray on tan?

Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is planning a chain of themed restaurants from his DVD series... Now he can exploit young girls by Child Labor not Child Porn...

The U.S. Postal Service has announced they are coming out with Star Wars Stamps. Millions of Star Wars Pervs can't believe it's true they finally get to lick Princess Lea's backside!

The Queen of Porn, Jenna Jameson had her lips done... Not Collagen...

The West Virginia Mountaineers won the NIT Championship beating Clemson last Thursday Night. The T-shirts they were handed to celebrate spelled West Virgina (leaving out the i before the final a!) West Virginia is made fun of for being a little inbred and illiterate! The shirts were made courtesy of the NIT!

And finally, Who Fans had a surprise waiting for them in Pete Townsend's Blog. The Who Guitarist put an excerpt of his memoir "Who He?" The blog excerpt revealed he was sexually abused as a child. The Memoir "Who He?" should be out in 2008.

Incase you missed it.....

2007-03-30T05:23:00.000-07:00

There is a GOD! Rocklahoma is all business on top and a party in the back! Bands like Poison, Ratt, Vince Neil, Warrant, Slaughter, Quiet Riot, Great White, Dokken, Jackyl, Firehouse, and Winger will rock Pryor, Oklahoma July 12th to 15th... Sign me up I'm growing my mullet right now!!!

The Black Crowes are back with a new album? There is no word on a Title or Release Date! We just that the band will probably break-up again before it's finished!!!

John Cougar Mellencamp told Blender Magazine that he suffers from panic attacks. That is why he doesn't play much anymore...

Dire Straits would have really sucked if Vince Gill was in the band! I think so anyway. I want my C-M-T..... Apparently in the 80's Mark Knopfler asked Vince to join the band.

The Stones have denied playing Live Earth 7-7-07 in England. The Al Gore planned shows all over the world to show support of Global Warming will be Stoneless! Keith might melt in the hot sun anyway...

U2 front man Bono was named an Honorary Knight of the British Empire. Queen Elizabeth did not do the honors, Queens do not talk about such things as Boner's.... oh it's Bono- Give me the sword then....

Tony Parker raps? The Spurs Guard has released an album entitled 'Balance-toi' where he raps in French about his high-class lifestyle... Tony why? Doesn't French sound weird enough now it's being rapped with... If I was Tony Parker the only thing that I would do rap wise... Is unwrap my soon-to-be wife, Eva Longoria!

O. J.'s "If I Did It" Book will be auctioned off April 17th... Anyone need to level out their couch with the worst piece of literature in history? The good news is if anyone does buy it. The money will go to the family of Ron Goldman... The man (If He Did It) he killed....

A Texas Senator has proposed a bill that would pay mothers $500 to put their babies up for adoption instead of having an abortion... If the girl gets $500 for probably 5 minutes of average fun time, why go to school or wait tables? Who thinks this will be a job on a resume someday? Employment Experience- Baby Maker 2007-2009. Wage: $500 every 9 months.

The Doors have sold out to I-Tunes... Their back catalog will be available later this year. The hold outs that are still KEEPING IT REAL! Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Tool, and The Beatles.

And I thought I was Paranoid!

2007-03-30T04:54:00.000-07:00

I thought stalking was all about the thrill- of NOT GETTING CAUGHT! I also thought that people throughout out the stalker tag when they were at the same place as their ex, a college roommate or another awkward relationship? I was wrong stalking is a big deal and there are a lot of them in Texas! Sam Houston State recently conducted a study that found 1 in 5 Texans believed that they have been victims of stalkers...

Texas is a huge freakin' state! 1 in 5. Now that is a lot of stalkers. Or is it just one stalker? I digress...

Stalkers create mayhem by frightening people and creating paranoia. They call over & over & over, steal items, make harassing calls, spy, mess with vehicles, attack people at home and work...

Just some of the problems that victims endure: emotion and personal distress, anger, sleeplessness, fear of being alone, and helplessness...

The numbers show- Men & Women are stalked equally.
- 47% of male victims are stalked by males.
- 59% of females are also stalked by males.
- Victims are mostly under age 35 and were never married.
- 43% of victims reported their experience with authorities.
- 20% of those reported said their stalker was arrested.

Incase you missed it!

2007-03-27T09:28:00.000-07:00

21 year-old Rachel Smith, Miss Tennessee won the crown of Miss USA 2007. She has some use to fill from former Miss USA Tara Connor... She was the one who went to rehab after drinking in a New York Club, drinking booze, snorting some candy, and making out with Miss Teen USA. Vanessa Williams posing nude for Playboy doesn't seem so bad anymore? Keep the party rolling Miss Smith!!!!

According to Anna Nicole's Autopsy released yesterday she died of accidental overdose of a mixed bag of pharmies. Other than 8 prescription drugs, sleep medication, and a bacterial infection from an injected drug on her backside. Sounds like Anna had enough meds in her to do the trick... Elvis had a lot more and Courtney Love has more than both of them combined?

Oh wait, Courtney Love is still alive... and making out with Bruce Willis? Apparently it happened then they both went their separate ways. Bruce made a B-line to the bathroom. I HOPE!

Speaking of Dead: Hollywood Creativity? Yeah, there is a Teen Wolf REMAKE in the works. WHY? Oh wait the Werewolf is going to be a chick this time. Oh I take it all back... Two Thumbs Up! (My Eyes Sockets) She-Wolves are not cool... Karate Kid tried the same thing...

Jeremy Pivens A.K.A Ari on HBO'S Entourage, showed up at a swanky Aspen, Colorado Restaurant the other night. Pivens brought 12 guests without a reservation and was accommodated by the manager on a busy night! So you figure the star would slide a nice tip? In true Pivens fashion, On his way out the door he commented to the Manager 'thanks for nothing', and tipped the waiter Entourage Season 1 DVD. The waiter ran after him and through the DVD at Pivens..... Not a fan of Entourage, I'd say!!! Tip should have been included for a party over 8.... (Did I say that out loud?)

Deadbeat Dads with X-tra Cheese

2007-03-27T09:07:00.000-07:00

There is a huge problem in and around this country with Deadbeat Dads. In the Classic Rock Men's Minute we looked at a proactive way for residents in one community to help out just by ordering dinner. In Cincinnati, Ohio being a Deadbeat Dad may bring you some publicity. Your mugshot on a pizza box! Just like missing kids on a milk carton back in the day, people will have a better shot of identifying you. And if you think about it, some may start paying that back child support.

The County Child Enforcement Agency Employee who thought of this said "Most people running form the law don't eat out, they order pizza." Three chains are already on board and customers don't mind joking, "as long as they are not pictured!"

Attorneys who focus on fathers rights in these cases say it's "horrible." It's just a way to shame people. Many people fall behind on support payments- but that doesn't make them Deadbeats....

I feel that if used correctly to identify the men and women who equally have neglected their responsibility of parenting...The pizza boxes should be mandatory locally in every state. A number of individuals called the show today to give kudos.

The men felt that a lot of the guys that would be pictured are giving divorced men without custody
of their kids a bad name. Do not blanket a group because of a few bad eggs?

The women who called were very supportive of the idea, but also mentioned that a lot of women have
neglected their responsibilities also.

Do you think the pizza boxes should pop up in your community? Would people pay their back support payments if they were on a pizza box? What would you say if you were the delivery guy who dropped the pizza off to one of these guys houses? "Keep the change." No, your kid needs it more than me man here!!!

Hero There or Zero Air

2007-03-26T04:45:00.000-07:00

I've always wondered what it would be like to be a hero... I've never really had the opportunity to be one, that I can remember. For me having the chance and actually following through are two different facets. Especially, when it is the topic to follow! It would mean life and death in most cases. An article from the National Center for Biotechnology Information stated that if a stranger collapsed on the street in front of us.... 85% of us wouldn't give the victim mouth to mouth! Why not? This is ridiculous, but for the fear of catching diseases such as cold, flu, herpes, mono, whatever. Can you believe this? I would have to help the person out. I mean hero or no hero, it is a person's life! It's someones spouse, sibling, and/or child. You could prevent all that hurt by 2 simple breathes and 10 compressions. Think about it....

As I read the article further, it went on to say that 26% of folks would not even give mouth to mouth to a relative or friend who was dying! I guess the best thing to do is always have more than one relative or friend around so you chance of survival increases in case that chicken wing gets lodged in your esophagus... I was just taken by this article. I've heard that the CPR Techniques have gotten rid of mouth to mouth because it takes away from the chest compressions part of it.

I don't know how you feel on the topic? If I collapse at least show some effort. I might not be the best guy, but I'd help you! Sure you might not reach hero status! Hell, I know one set of lungs that will think of you as a hero, MINE! And if you're a hot chick then my lips will too!

Corpus We Have A Problem...

2007-03-26T04:36:00.000-07:00

I'm sure by now you've heard: Lisa Nowak the diaper wearing astronaut woman who drove from Houston to Orlando to confront the other woman involved with her co-worker... Well Lisa is headed to Corpus Christi in April. So you know she is going to be single and ready to mingle. So if you are a guy, out at the bar, you may run into her? Just be aware of these pick-up lines that might be headed your way fellas!
1. Does this diaper make me look younger, daddy?
2. Hey Sexy, Gimme a 'Huggies'!
3. Do you want to go where no man has gone before? Except that one time, but I was drunk!
4. I have moon rocks on the night stand beside my bed, you wanna go get my moon rocks off?
5. My tang tastes great! And so does the powdered drink.....

You have one, leave it.....

Women are vicious

2007-03-21T04:51:00.000-07:00

Well guys, if you think your name is number 1 on your wives hit list... Don't put yourself in the cross-hairs that quickly. A new survey from MSNBC shows that your woman may have more beef with another woman in power. Then your a close second of course!

No, 75% of women say they'd rather work for a man than for a woman. The word those women used to describe a female in power at work was CATTY! Meeeoooowwww! CAT FIGHT...

Now that I have the guys attention. The survey also asked which gender would lead more effectively and both men and women think male leaders would 2 to 1... I've worked for both men and women and to tell you the truth: 1. If you're doing your work.
2. They still have their job.
3. And the company is making money.
Everything is alright. Claire Babrowski, the former CEO of Radio Shack said it all has to do with old school images of what a leader is. She was quoted "We picture men in leadership roles. As a woman, you already have this hurdle to overcome."

Is it old school images, socially formed stereotypes, or just straight gender bias? Morally, it's wrong, socially it seems this study shows it is accepted, and globally people seem reluctant to change. There is a trend though workers ages 18-29 involved with the survey were much more accepting to female bosses than those surveyed ages 30 and up... My take on it is if I'm not in the bosses chair then what difference does it make... I'm just not working for THE MAN- I'm working for THE WOMAN!!!

Incase you missed it...

2007-03-21T04:38:00.000-07:00

21 million tuned in and Heather Mills-McCartney's prosthetic leg didn't fly off during the premiere of this seasons "Dancing with the Stars". There's always this week though.

We've all heard the saying "If you can't Duct it," I'll let you finish it. A new study out dates an old one that using Duct Tape to cure warts was a little exaggerated. It just hurts!!! I don't know if works on the one's you picked up from the skeezer on Leopard either? But might as well try before your wife finds out!!!

The guys who work at the Sanitation Garage in Manhattan were all on time for work Monday! That was the day crazy Supermodel Naomi Campbell began fulfilling her community service obligation...

Musically Speaking:
Red Hot Chili Peppers have canceled their Japan Tour Dates due to frontman Anthony Kiedis coming down with bronchial pneumonia...

The Who canceled their San Antonio show yesterday (3/20) due to Roger Daltrey being ordered to rest from physicians.

20 years ago the average person could only keep his or her mind on one thing for 11 seconds... It's even worse now with the average person... Hey, Pay attention! Average person focuses on one thing for only 6 seconds.

Drive by NUMBERS...Hello, You're a bad driver!

2007-03-19T06:53:00.000-07:00

Have you ever been cut-off in traffic?

Flipped the bird for no apparent reason?

Saw a cute chick in the car beside you and wished you could get her number?

Needed directions and didn't really want to exit or stop at a gas station?

If you answered 'Yes' to any or all of these situations then you're not alone. A Dallas based company called Delta Meridian feels your pain... And they are trying to make it possible to yell expletives at the driver who cut you off and put you and your families life in danger. Getting a shot at going to lunch with that cute chick... Who you would otherwise keep pace with for 3 hours just to see where she was going? (Did I say that out loud?)

Delta Meridian is trying to make it so you can contact drivers by punching their License Plate Number into your phone. Pretty cool right!

The benefits it may get your answers to the opening questions. Plus, it might make people better drivers in the long run. I know if I have some soccer mom or an old guy in a hat playing bumper cars if I can intimidate them off the road... Dial that Plate Number and Give me the Phone!

There possibly will be a few snags in that you have to register. It's Free but you still have to take the time to do it. Then the number is a 1-900 number which you punch in the Plate Number and it dials. (so it maybe unsafe dialing all those numbers) And last there maybe a fee when it's all said and done, It is a 1-900 number? The final details have not been released. Delta Meridian hopes to be fully functional by the end of April. Then let the fun begins!!!

Incase you missed it!

2007-03-15T10:16:00.000-07:00

Friday Comedian Richard Jeni who was clinically depressed committed suicide by shooting himself in the face. Now, the family of Boston Singer Brad Delp announced his death Friday was because of carbon monoxide poisoning.

St. Patrick's Day is Saturday... 34.7 million U.S. residents claim to be of Irish ancestry. Liars!!! Kiss this I'm Irish... (Ha Ha)

How about instead of letting David Lee Roth "Jump" around in spandex at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony. Velvet Revolver told people they didn't have time to learn the song! Now, it is rumored that Scott Weiland said the reason was keyboards. Velvet Revolver isn't all about keyboards? I guess Slash is all about screwing up legendary guitar openings! If you're not the band going into the Hall of Fame, Shut Up N Rock would you!!!

Tourney Time!!!!

2007-03-15T07:14:00.000-07:00

Today is the tip off of the NCAA Tournament! Let the Madness Begin... With Texas teams scattered all over the brackets let's not forget about our hometown team. The Islanders of Texas A&M Corpus Christi, they look to establish themselves against a tough draw in a highly touted Wisconsin team. Let me go on the record and say that March Madness has and always will be about the 'Cinderella Stories'. So why not the Islanders! Hey, They are missing spring break for this... I will take the Islanders in the 1st Round with the 13 points!

As for today's games: Georgetown -17 over Belmont
Texas Tech straight up over Boston College (Bobby Knight)
Louisville -5 against Stanford
Old Dominion -2 over Butler
Penn + 18.5 over Texas A&M

Remember folks bet with your wallets not with your hearts...

**Ben is not a licensed bookie, handicapper, gambler or should you blame him for your losses***

Did you hear....

2007-03-13T11:57:00.000-07:00

Heather Mills was asked an arm and a LEG from Paul McCartney in their preliminary divorce hearing! She wanted $20,000 a day... Yeah 20 grand a day for her expenses? Some people don't make that in a year. Apparently, Paul should have signed a pre-nup because she may get $56 million dollars out of the former Beatles $1.6 billion dollar fortune...

Sly Stallone is bulking up, to become John Rambo, for the 4Th installment of the movie series... Or maybe he is trying his hand at Major League Baseball... Sly was stopped in Australia in February apparently he had 48 viles of HGH (Human Growth Hormones)... Stallone has until the 24Th of April to enter a plea and if convicted faces $22,000 in fines.

The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction of Van Halen last night was less than stellar... Only Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony showed from the members of the band inducted. Slash botched the opening to 'Ain't Talking 'Bout Love' and then Hagar & Anthony played with the house band on 'Why Can't This Be Love'. Sammy wished the best to Eddie's rehabilitation and the tour with Diamond Dave. Michael Anthony mentioned Gary Cherone was a part of the whole Van Halen even though he wasn't inducted.

What happens in Vegas....Stays there?

2007-03-13T11:38:00.000-07:00

My buddy called me last night freaking out about his bachelor party this weekend in Vegas! His girl is all up in arms that something bad is going to happen... What could happen? It's Vegas! St. Patty's Day? The NCAA Tourney is in full swing? Nothing happens in Vegas except maybe a little gambling and legal prostitution.... Bunny Ranch here I come. (No pun intended!) So with the holiday weekend and my bachelor buddy worried I dug up a little list:

5 Things you should never admit to your girlfriend!

5. Cheating Past- regardless of the circumstances this will only open you up for 24 hour surveillance...

4. Ex-Girlfriend Memorabilia- pictures, letters, a shoe, whatever it is don't let the current girlfriend get wind of it...

3. Weird Fantasies- If you want something done, worn, or ??? (imagination)...If it is freakier than what your girl is coming up with... let the sleeping dog lie or move on to a new dog with other tricks...

2. Strip Club Experiences- Some ladies act like they don't care. Play down your stories if you embellish you may have another person going to the Club with you...

1. YOUR MAGIC NUMBER- As long as you are a smart person your number will be within reason. If you throw out a running tally- you maybe the the next thing she throws out!
This is a list from Ask Men Magazine...

The other ones that the faithful listeners of Classic Rock 104.5 and I came up with were:
Your Income- she doesn't need to know how much you make.
And Employment- it could be questionable like a stripper or you could be unemployed?
Let me know if you have another topic that you might leave unsaid with a significant other?

What a sad weekend!

2007-03-12T07:53:00.000-07:00

The Classic Rock World was shaken Friday by the passing of Boston lead singer Brad Delp. Delp 55, passed away at his home in New Hampshire... Brad's Fiancee said, "he was admired and loved by many, known as the 'man with the golden voice' and recognized throughout the music community as 'the nicest man in Rock & Roll.' Tommy Scholz also released a statement on the bands website!

More sadness on Saturday... this time it was comedian Richard Jeni. At this point, I don't know much. Apparently Jeni's Girlfriend called the authorities Saturday Morning saying 'Jeni shot himself in the face while showering'. The amazing thing is he was still alive and later died on the way to the hospital. It will not officially be ruled a suicide until after the autopsy later today. The world lost a great comedian in Richard Jeni. He brought the world so much laughter-it's a tragic ending to his life...

The tragedy continues tonight with the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony of Van Halen! What a horrible mess this has become...
This is what has transpired so far:
Eddie Van Halen- has entered rehab for his alcohol addition.
Alex Van Halen- out of respect to his brother, Eddie- will not be in attendance either.
David Lee Roth- Canceled after the Hall of Fame would not let him perform an original Van Halen song "Jump" with Velvet Revolver... The Hall wanted him to sing the Kinks cover "You Really Got Me." Now, the Hall in a release in the L.A. Times says the statement is false... Who Cares! David will not be there!
Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony will be the only members in attendance tonight.
Velvet Revolver will perform a Van Halen Song- Ain't Talking 'bout Love (1978) and a Van Hagar Song- Runaround (1991). Scott Weiland and Slash will accept the award for the band as well...

Corpus We Have a Problem!!!!

2007-03-08T04:47:00.000-08:00

Her name is Lisa Nowak! The Crazy Astro-nut diaper wearing chick who drove 900 some miles from Houston to Orlando to confront a romantic rival... Well Nowak was recently fired from NASA. Since she is a Naval Officer she is heading to good ole' NAS Corpus Christi. Let the countdown begin just 13 days.... Start getting in line, fellas. Hey at least she can "cannonball run it" from Houston to Corpus. If she goes to the bathroom before she leaves the house she could make it without the diaper.

I DO Spring Break.. Not During Spring Break.

2007-03-07T04:50:00.000-08:00

Spring Break is around the corner and with South Padre Island a stones throw away. I figured to grab some numbers for you so you can be safe and sound on your voyage. I'm thoughtful like that:
1.) It's been reported that 83% of women drink more alcohol and 74% increase their sexual activity while on Spring Break... NEVER!

2.) True.com shows in a survey that 2% of Spring Breaks are heading to their destination in search of someone to marry?

That wasn't my spring break! (I mean the first tidbit)
That's why I'm in Radio and not a PHD...

Guys Who Use The Jacuzzi Are Poor Swimmers!

2007-03-06T06:35:00.000-08:00

In the Classic Rock Men's Minute, I made the announcement: "Guys who hit the jacuzzi may not be the best swimmers... And I'm not talking about the back stroke! A University of California at San Francisco Study shows guys who hang out for a half-hour or more a week in the jacuzzi or hot bath seriously drop like 500% in their potency! Mine doggie paddle anyway! If your looking to have a child in the near future stay out of hot water, not only with your wife or girl but literally. Moist heat is will not improve you chances to conceive. Experts say it takes 3-6 months to rejuvenate your swim team fully. Remember always wear your swim cap to insure safety! Especially if your bathhouse is a front for fornication....

You might have heard if you had rabbit ears...

2007-03-05T07:30:00.000-08:00

Some of you may think of them as fingers behind your ears in a photograph... But us cheap skates use "Rabbit Ears" for network television. A new ruling will make Rabbit Ears obsolete by 2009. I know in the Hi-Def world that we live in it's nice to see all the way up Dwight Schrute's nose while he gets it brown on Thursday Nights... But if you still want to catch 'The Office' and receive your network television free, you'll have to pick up a new Digital TV or purchase a converter for your old console which will run you $80 which the government will pay you back for later...

Arnold Schwarzenegger might not be 'Terminator 4' but he might "Be Back" in a cameo role...

We'll see if "it's so easy a caveman can do it." Making a hit show that is, ABC is working on a show apparently inspired by the Geico Cavemen...

Today in the Classic Rock Men's Minute, I looked at a weird instance that might hit a little close to home if you are a psycho! Some may think it is dangerous, others may think it is dirty, and some of you just might be able to relate... It's is funny to me as long as I'm not one of the parties involved! A 33 year-old Virginia Man had recently been dumped by his girlfriend. Now this girl must have tore his heart out. After you get dumped you're full of emotion and sometimes you do crazy things. This guy went for hardcore revenge, literally! He burnt a homemade DVD of the couple doing it. Put the his ex's name, address, and phone number on each copy and put them on each parked car window around the Virginia town! Police say that some of the recipients didn't realize it was a revenge plot but more like an advertisement... The woman has received numerous calls and suitors at her door. Children have also been pinned for having the DVD. The man who distributed the X-Rated DVD has been arrested and charged with a felony and 2 misdemeanors for knowingly producing the DVD on his computer. What is the craziest revenge plot that you have came up with to get even with an ex?

Drug Lord of the Rings...

2007-03-01T06:31:00.000-08:00

Yesterday, I mentioned the big Internet drug ring that was taken down in Florida. What happened? Federal Investigators raided a Florida Company that was distributing Human Growth Hormones, Steroids and other Performance Enhancing Drugs...

A number of NFL, MLB, and Collegiate are cited for making orders... Among the alleged names are Gary Mathews Jr., Evander Holyfield, and others.

I have a hard time believing that athletes would be dumb enough to order drugs over their own name? I describe these people as dumb, for the simple fact, that drug testing and the legal ramifications are so prevalent in sports these days! It is the Internet, have a friend or a bum off the street order your drugs and pay them back later... I am not a drug buyer! Unless you count aspirin. But even a novice like myself has enough know how to have someone else do the deed. Putting an order in your own name and risking millions of dollars as a college and/or professional athlete is ridiculous. What is there an athlete discount? Or do you have a membership card if you buy 7 syringes you get the 8th free and the masking agent too?

Barry Bonds is probably on HGH... I'm a huge fan but not like Barry huge. My show didn't grow like 4 sizes after the age of 30... Barry is smart, he had his crony's do all his dirty work. "He didn't know that he took them!" It is like OJ Fantasy Killing his wife? He did it but it's just a fantasy. Kudo's Barry, you beat the system if it is in fact true...

Another bone I have to pick is with Hulk Hogan... I have exercised, went to sleep early and taken my vitamins forever. I'm still a scrawny weakling. The AMA (Journal of American Medical Association) claims that antioxidant vitamins that are taken by 100's of millions of people do not help users to lead a longer life. Vitamins A, E, C, Beta-carotene and Selenium do squat for a longer life...

So if vitamins aren't working for real life... and athletes are taking performance enhancing drugs to prolong their sports lives and making millions of dollars. Why not make it legal and create Darwinism in Sports... "Survival of the Fittest", the junkies will die off and the Average Joe's can step up and make it fair for all! Could it work? Plant the seed grasshopper and watch it grow!

Slim Fast Works...... or Does It?

2007-03-01T06:06:00.000-08:00

The book is called "Secrets of a Hollywood Super Madame". It is written about a Former Hollywood Madame Jody "Babydol" Gibson. Within the contents of this book you will read stories of her various clients which allegedly includes: Ben Affleck, Bruce Willis, Jim Belushi, & Former Dodgers Coach Tommy Lasorda... I guess slim fast wasn't the only thing he was pushing how bout it?

Who looks worse in this case the Former Dodgers Coach or The Former Hollywood Madame? Obviously Tommy looks worse he is old... I'm sure no one is busting down his door. I'd admit it if I were Tommy maybe not so much if I was on the other side of the table! Obviously, Tommy is married, but so are most of the other people named... "Slim Fast Give Us A Week, And We'll Get You A Date! (EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT)"

How you sleep determines who you are?

2007-02-28T06:40:00.000-08:00

In the Classic Rock Men's Minute this morning, I looked at the way you sleep... I know it all depends on who you're sleeping with! In fact the way you sleep determines your make up from what the U.K. Sleep Assessment Service shows:

If you curl up in a ball: your tough outside is a facade to a sensitive heart, you're shy but relax easily. 41% of people sleep like this and 2/3's of those are women...
On your side with your arms at your side: (uncomfortable sounding) but says you're easy-going, social and trust strangers...
On your side with your arms out in front: (like a 7) you're suspicious, cynical, and slow to make decisions but stick to them once you make them...
On your back with your arms at your sides: quiet, reserved, set high-standards...
Face down hugging the pillow: Talkative, brash and thin skinned...
On your back with your arms around the pillow: Good friend, good listener, and help out when people need it...
If you don't sleep: I'll bet you are jittery, easily agitated, and moody! Just a guess!

So it really doesn't matter who you're sleeping with, just how you lay!

I wanna be a Bobble Head...

2007-02-27T09:30:00.000-08:00

I have had my eye on a Dwight Schrute Bobble Head Doll for a while. He is the kind of guy you hate at the office, but to watch on "The Office" he's awesome! I figured instead of someone else's Bobble Head... With all the technology today it would be easy to get a customized Bobble Head... My problem is there is usually minimum orders of 250 Bobble Heads. My friends would get real sick of them as Christmas Presents for the next so many years... So, if you know of a place where I can get 1-10 made for a reasonable price leave me a number or a web address! Thanks, Ben.

Incase you missed it......

2007-02-27T06:28:00.000-08:00

Tonight, Jeff Foxworthy hosts the 3 night premeire of "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" My question: Is Jeff Foxworthy funnier than a 5th Grader? Knock Knock! Who's there? NO!

Madonna supposedly put her foot down with her 10 year-old daughter and will not let her date, until she turns 18. PRUDE!

Last week in the NHL, the Buffalo Sabres and Ottawa Senators had a melee during their game. The Sabres Head Coach Lindy Ruff has been slapped with a 10,000 fine... Two separate fund-raisers were started to pay the coaches fine! Impressive to say the least. Maybe Lindy Ruff should be president or GW should take notes?

Jennifer Hudson won an Oscar for the Best Supporting Actress in Dream Girls at the 79th Annual Academy Awards... Does Simon get half or the whole award?

American Idol is plotting a Summer Camp for Kids to prep them for performing... Nothing like shattering a kids dreams with ridule and insult. "Welcome To Hollywood!"

Hef the mastermind behind Playboy may marry one of "The Girls Next Door"??? Not a bad plan for an 80 year-old with a hot blonde maybe a quarter of his age and less than a quarter worth of an IQ...

Bon Jovi has a new cologne coming out near the end of the year. There is no name or scent of yet. Here are some suggestions: Runaway, Wanted Dead or Alive, You Give Love a Bad Name (Shot to the Heart)...

It's not so bad to have people under or over you at work!!!

2007-02-26T05:52:00.000-08:00

The 9-5 maybe a grind. Especially, if you are a jealous husband or wife. Grinding your teeth while your significant other is working after hours with THAT CO-WORKER... Is there really anything to worry about? Careerbuilder.com shows there might be:

22% of people admit using their desk for more than just work with a married co-worker. That's 1 out of every 5 people! So depending on how big your significant others office is, you might want to keep an eye on him or her.

14% of workers have dated their boss.

43%of people have dated a co-worker
34% of them end up getting married
9% of the 43% say the incident(s) happened while working late...
10% say it was that damn Happy Hour! (Best Excuse Ever!)
and 66% of people would care if the office knew of their relationship!

So why is there all this Intra-office hanky-panky going on? Is it to keep moral up? Are co-workers together all the time so might as well be together? Same interests, goals, ethics or lack thereof...

Boy, Did I Get Serviced!

2007-02-24T07:06:00.000-08:00

From the title you figure this would end with a happy ending? Sorry it doesn't. Ok, the other day I took my car to get serviced! It turns out the car isn't the only thing that was serviced. I dropped off the car at 10:30 am and after work went to pick it up. It came out of the garage at 6:30 pm...

So what was wrong with the vehicle? Nothing, we couldn't find anything wrong with it Mr. McKee. I replied, "well why did it take 8 hours to look at then?" Our washer was backed up... Don't even get me started on how stupid of a reason that is for taking 8 hours to get your car back!!!

I left with my car in worse condition than when I dropped it off. After a tire rotation, the back left tire was at 40 lbs... and the right front was 25 lbs... the other two were about normal. I got serviced! Do you have any horror stories about your garage working you and/or your car over?

The New Brittany Line...

2007-02-23T08:46:00.000-08:00

Well with a new hair-do, Brittany might as well follow suit with a new clothing line.
Just some random thoughts. Brittany's Bald Picture that reads:
I'm K-Fed Up!
Now the Drapes Match the Curtains.
Kojak's #1 Fan
Mrs. Clean
Brittany Shears

If you could find a picture with the pop star in a wig:
I'm Wiggin Out!

If you actually want to buy a real Brittany Shirt Sheilacameron.com has one "I was drunk & bald way before Britney." Have a good one feel free to leave it...

Incase you missed it!

2007-02-22T12:55:00.000-08:00

England became the first European Country to offer Viagra over-the-counter on Valentine's Day of this year... The funny thing is some of them are still celebrating...

In other news, British troops pullout! No, it has nothing to do with the above story. Tony Blair is pulling British Troops out of Iraq. Pavlov's America... Maybe?

ABC's "Dancing with the Stars" Fourth Season Kicks Off March 19th...It's a mixed bag of talent or lack there of: Does Heather Mills count as one full contestant? And does Billy Ray Cyrus and his Mullet count as two?

Ozzfest will be FREE this year, Yeaaahhhh.... Jager supposedly will pick up the bill for the second stage!

Van Halen was touring....Now their not...I'm surprised by this? Kidding!
(What next the release date for The Chinese Democracy Album from Guns N Roses will be announced? Then Axl will take it back... NEVER!)

The rumors continue to fly about Brittany Spears new hair cut. K-Fed apparently was hinting he was going to have Brit take a drug test! I guess since she has no hair that is out of the question... Oh wait she still has blood, saliva and urine... Did I just hear a call for a STUNT MOM?

Donald Trump and Vince McMahon will entertain us with a Brittany Spears like hair cut for the loser of their match at Wrestlemania... Will Vince McMahon look like Stone Cold Steve Austin?

Are Blondes More Fun? Their Jokes are...

2007-02-22T08:05:00.000-08:00

Are Blondes better? In my experience, which is minimal, I'd say no- but the Blonde Jokes are... Not that there is anything wrong with being blonde! I mean who is going to turn down a Charlize Theron or any other hot blonde? Not me! A new survey from Unilever, a hair products company, has some astounding numbers that could prove brunettes to be above blondes on a fun scale!

The survey showed brunettes are freaks... Fifty nine percent of men say they've had one night stands with brunettes. And guys would rather throw down on a fancy meal with a brunette because their is more of a chance that their investment will come to late night fruition.

Brunettes are also better in social situations. Eighty seven percent of men say they have better conversations with brunettes. Pillow talk? Maybe if it was after a fancy dinner...

Blondes fall short in being presentable as Eighty percent of guys would prefer to take a brunette home to mom...

One category Blondes take the cake is financially... Fifty one percent of men think blondes are gold diggers. Not the best category to be in...

I don't know if blondes or brunettes are better... The truth is in the eye of the beholder! In the illustrious words of Owen Wilson in Starsky and Hutch, "Which one do you want the blonde or the brunette? Good cause I'll take anything!"

Celebrate not getting a DWI with a urinal cake?

2007-02-21T09:23:00.000-08:00

Yesterday, I addressed a Representative from Arkansas Pam Adcock. Pam is looking out for us on the road. She has proposed a new law that would issue drivers, with three or more DWI offenses, a brand new hot pink license plate. These hot pink plates will let other drives know they are around a DWI offender because DWI will be the first letters of the plate number. The driver will be required to keep the license plate while he or she has the ignition interlock device on their vehicle.

Arkansas is not the only state trying to crack down on DWI offenses. New Mexico is actually taking action before the offense may occur. The state bought and distributed five-hundred talking urinal cakes. Pretty smart idea considering most people who are drunk need a target and go to the bathroom before they exit an establishment. The new urinal cakes cost about twenty-one dollars each. Now, other states are starting to take notice. So are the patrons by the sound of it! The voice is a female and is activated by motion sensor. If you were thinking you could drown the voice out with good aim, you can try, but it isn't going to happen. The voice starts out flirty and then gets stern.

The voice says: "Hey, big guy have a few drinks? Think you had too many? Then it's time to call a cab or a sober friend to take you home. And ends by saying: Remember your future is in your hands!" (MSN.COM 2-16-07)

I don't know if it is the future that is in this guys hands? I just hope he washes his hands first before he does anything! Especially since the voice would make any first timer jump. The New Mexico Department of Transportation doesn't care about the pee on your pants. They feel the message is heard loud and clear. I agree, guys go to the bathroom and do their business and leave. Let's face it guys usually don't talk in the bathroom! So depending on how big the bathroom is and how many people are making a transaction for that ten to fifteen seconds the message will be heard.

What I don't understand? There have been reports of used urinal cakes stolen. How drunk do you have to be to steal a dirty urinal cake? How sick can people be? I commend both states for trying to clean up the streets of drunk driving. Obviously, you think one way is better than the other. So which is it or do you have another option you think may work and help DWI numbers go down? Drunk Demolition Derby doesn't count!